Posted on 08/09/2014 5:11:16 PM PDT by nickcarraway
If the “Hot Doughtnuts Now” sign is lit up, 8 (hot) in two minutes is nothing. They literally melt in your mouth like cotton candy.
Stop it!!!!! That’s porn right there! ;)
I thought the headline meant this guy was literally BEATING the officer with a powdered up French Cruller Donut. That would leave a dusty mark.
A bunch of sore loser cops? Ha! (Just funning...) Smile. Smile.
Herbert was charged with two counts of felony breaking and entering and misdemeanor injury to real property.
So is it Hardison or Herbert?
The felony and misdemeanor charges. What did he do? Break into a donut shop and eat the donuts?
Bradley Herbert Hardison, 24, of Elizabeth City, North Carolina won the adult division
of a a doughnut-eating contest at the Elizabeth City Police Department’s National Night Out
Against Crime, The Associated Press reports.
http://www.wfmz.com/news/police-arrest-doughnuteatingcontestwinning-thief/27380940
Exactly, unless they were cake donuts
Let the wookie win.
That's exactly what it is.
My college roommate and I would hit that hot doughnuts sign at Krispy Kreme, eating a dozen doughnuts driving home, passing a quart of skim milk between us on the ride home after downtown closed.
We are still svelte and damn hot.
Hey! Why bother with skim milk! Go all da way BB, WHOLE Milk!!
“If the Hot Doughtnuts Now sign is lit up, 8 (hot) in two minutes is nothing. They literally melt in your mouth like cotton candy.”
Used to work at a deli. Had to arrive early to make the doughnuts. Dudes would line up at 6AM at the take-out window.
Looking through Craigslist I see a donut shop job opening, it says you could be asked to arrive as early as 1AM
Need pictures or it isn’t true.
Only eight doughnuts in two minutes. If they were raised glazed doughnuts, a person should be able to down 8 in under one minute.
That's funny.
The image that went through my mind was Oh, no you didn't!
followed by a beat-down.
I just moved out of Texas ... To Florida
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