[TurboZamboni]

Launch Algore to land and melt the ice with his hot 2nd chakra.

[beethovenfan]

I propose we send a large group of Muslims (after all, isn’t that NASA’s new mandate?)

[Resettozero]

Ideas Wanted for NASA Mission to Jupiter's Icy Moon Europa

Tie a long rope around it and bring it back home for study.

[aomagrat]

Crew it with high ranking democrats and put HAL 9000 in command.

[NonValueAdded]

ALL THESE WORLDS

ARE YOURS EXCEPT

EUROPA

ATTEMPT NO

LANDING THERE

[demshateGod]

Diversity. Make sure you have a restroom for Men, Women, Gays, Lesbians, Transgender, etc. That’s the most important thing. Next, use all recycled materials. Oh, if you fail to make it, and everyone is killed because of bad calculations jut be sure you show your work and you can claim success.

[BigEdLB]

[M Kehoe]

Imho make the spacecraft large enough to mine the methane.

5.56mm

[AU72]

NASA is talking a big game considering that can’t get a man up to low earth orbit.

[GeronL]

NASA is all about ideas and artistic renderings these days, they have nothing better to do.

[Political Junkie Too]

I think they should bring a blender. They can test how well the Europan ice goes with frozen daiquiris and margaritas.

-PJ

[ProudFossil]

Give free tickets to Dimocrats and Rinos.

[Scrambler Bob]

Let’s see ... Soviet Union sent a dog into space. But that’s anti-Muslim, and our NASA is pro-Muslim.

Who sent a monkey into space? Many countries, including Iran (claimed).

So a monkey into space is good.

I volunteer our very own bo. Muslim and monkey. Two birds with one launch. (Watch out for his bird; he can communicate via hand signs, a good talent for space travel.)

[Sequoyah101]

Here is an idea.

Don’t go.

Too expensive and the value is too low.

[blueunicorn6]

I think my Mom still has my volcano from the sixth grade science fair. They could take that. I think I got a B on it. Maybe a C+.

[John W]

How about Obama, one-way ticket?

[chiefqc]

Send mac daddy there so he can f up their planet also.