***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[fredhead]

Preparations A thru G were unsuccessful...so I will call this.....Preparation H!

[a fool in paradise]

Slow and steady wins the race.

[ErnBatavia]

Not even close....the thread’s on fire this morning.

[Excellence]

My first Mother’s Day my husband gave me a frying pan.
We’re divorced.

[Yorlik803]

Top 30
gotta work this weekend....sighs

[MeshugeMikey]

amen and ALL HAIL the Great Emperor!!

[razorback-bert]

When my ex and I separated, we argued over who had to take the iron and ironing board.

[upchuck]

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A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.

This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual. Why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot and beer?"

The man replied, "I have a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, I head home!

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pic courtesy onyx

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An old man was sipping on a glass on whiskey, while sitting on the patio with his wife, and he says: “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you” ... His wife asks: “Is that you, or the whisky talking?”..... He replies: “It’s me .... talking to the whiskey.”

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Translation: "According to a serious survey 99.9% of males looking at this picture won’t notice the mouse on the donut!"
h/t to Leo.

[Arrowhead1952]

Translation: "According to a serious survey 99.9% of males looking at this picture won’t notice the mouse on the donut!"

LOL. I got that in an email this week.

[Johnny_cash]

What donuts?

[RetSignman]

Doughnuts???

[upchuck]

LOL. I got that in an email this week.

Ha ha. Me too. Cute mouse :)

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Huh? There are donuts in that picture?

[Arrowhead1952]

Yeah, but it took me a while to find the mouse. That email came from my cousin who has big boobs. She likes to show them off too, with low cut blouses and shirts.

[Monkey Face]

Top...something!

[workerbee]

[wyokostur]

After you get married the husband expects the wife (me) to buy his mother a Mother’s Day gift. What up wit dat?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Yeah, but it took me a while to find the mouse. That email came from my cousin who has big boobs. She likes to show them off too, with low cut blouses and shirts.”

This post is worthless without pictures. :)

[TheOldLady]

Yay! Top 1,525!!

[Hoffer Rand]

My first Mother’s Day my husband gave me a frying pan. We’re divorced.

Hubby and I have very little we disagree about. One thing is Mother's Day. He thinks because I'm not HIS mother, he shouldn't have to do anything for me. I think Mother's Day is about acknowledging all the mothers in your life whether they're your mom or not. I celebrate my daughter as a mom on Mother's Day. Mind you, I'm not asking for gifts, just an acknowledgement, maybe a card.