Posted on 02/28/2014 8:55:45 AM PST by Pan_Yan
A Florida woman was arrested for battery after striking her 25-year-old daughter in the face with a used diaper.
Police report that victim Jessica Caldwell returned Monday to her Bradenton home and discovered her mother became intoxicated while caring for her 2-year-old daughter.
A verbal argument allegedly turned physical when Christine OKeefe, 53, threw a used diaper at the victim, striking her in the face, according to a Manatee County Sheriffs Office report. During the subsequent mother-daughter scuffle, Caldwell struck her mother in the right brow.
OKeefe, however, was the only one arrested--for misdemeanor battery. Seen in the adjacent mug shot, OKeefe was released from jail Tuesday after posting $1000 bond. She is scheduled for a March 27 Circuit Court arraignment.
The only witness was the diaper and it’s full of chit.
Ick.
is it a crime? Depends...
WHACK....
“There, now we are BOTH $h!# faced!”
Good one! YUP, only in Floriduh! This is why I say I wish the FLA boycott that was threatened in light of the Zimmerman verdict would’ve taken hold. We got more than our share of nutcases down here.
Perfect case to prove “grease trap theory” - why Florida,
California and Texas are full of nut jobs.....
Theory goes that Florida/Cal/texas being warm it attracts
migrants from cold/snowny places up north
Blocked from heading further south by oceans (or in Texas
by Mexico) become stuck . Critical mass of nutjobs result
from blockage, free to cause all manor of chaos.......
Based on mug shot
GUILTY!!!!!!
I’m surprised Homeland Security wasn’t involved since a WMD (Wet Messy Diaper) was used in the attack.
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