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Mother, 53, Arrested For Battering Daughter, 25, With Used Diaper
The Smoking Gun ^ | February 27, 2014

Posted on 02/28/2014 8:55:45 AM PST by Pan_Yan

A Florida woman was arrested for battery after striking her 25-year-old daughter in the face with a used diaper.

Police report that victim Jessica Caldwell returned Monday to her Bradenton home and discovered “her mother became intoxicated while caring for her 2-year-old daughter.”

A verbal argument allegedly turned physical when Christine O’Keefe, 53, “threw a used diaper at the victim, striking her in the face,” according to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report. During the subsequent mother-daughter scuffle, Caldwell struck her mother in the right brow.

O’Keefe, however, was the only one arrested--for misdemeanor battery. Seen in the adjacent mug shot, O’Keefe was released from jail Tuesday after posting $1000 bond. She is scheduled for a March 27 Circuit Court arraignment.


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: florida
Friday just isn't Friday without a Florida domestic dispute arrest story.
1 posted on 02/28/2014 8:55:45 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan

The only witness was the diaper and it’s full of chit.


2 posted on 02/28/2014 9:03:48 AM PST by o-n-money
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To: Pan_Yan

Ick.


3 posted on 02/28/2014 9:04:30 AM PST by cuban leaf
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To: o-n-money

is it a crime? Depends...


4 posted on 02/28/2014 9:11:21 AM PST by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: Pan_Yan

WHACK....

“There, now we are BOTH $h!# faced!”


5 posted on 02/28/2014 9:16:47 AM PST by mad puppy (E PLURIBUS UNUM)
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To: NativeSon

Good one! YUP, only in Floriduh! This is why I say I wish the FLA boycott that was threatened in light of the Zimmerman verdict would’ve taken hold. We got more than our share of nutcases down here.


6 posted on 02/28/2014 9:25:09 AM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Perfect case to prove “grease trap theory” - why Florida,
California and Texas are full of nut jobs.....

Theory goes that Florida/Cal/texas being warm it attracts
migrants from cold/snowny places up north

Blocked from heading further south by oceans (or in Texas
by Mexico) become stuck . Critical mass of nutjobs result
from blockage, free to cause all manor of chaos.......


7 posted on 02/28/2014 9:31:15 AM PST by njslim (T)
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To: Pan_Yan

Based on mug shot

GUILTY!!!!!!


8 posted on 02/28/2014 9:33:08 AM PST by njslim (T)
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To: Pan_Yan

I’m surprised Homeland Security wasn’t involved since a WMD (Wet Messy Diaper) was used in the attack.


9 posted on 02/28/2014 10:25:33 AM PST by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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