Posted on 10/12/2013 6:20:43 PM PDT by EveningStar
Does he work in a nursing home?
Thanks EveningStar.
They probably referred him to the cold case unit —
Jello is the flame, pie is the fuse, briskets are the bomb.
I once worked at a shipyard.
A lot of people would steal others lunches.
One guy kept getting his lunch stolen every day so he made up a couple of hamburgers and put rat poison on them.
About 45 minutes after he found out his lunch had been stolen, they had to haul some guy out of the ship in a basket. He had passed out and dropped about 30 feet into the ship.
It was quite awhile before the guys lunch was stolen again.
I agree. At my former work, I place my Michelina’s Lean Gourmet Lasagna in the freezer near me at 8:30 am only to go get it at 1pm and poof it was gone. I was pissed I had to go get a salad that costed me 8 bucks since there was nothing else that was cheap in our downstair cafe. Now who in the heck would steal someone’s else frozen lunch knowing full well it is not theirs.
Put your lunch in a paper bag .... Put a post a note on it that one item in the bag you blew you nose on it ....
Problem solved....
Until the thief, er, suspect writes on the bottom of your note "So did I.."
One might recall the story of how John Kerry and his staff helped themselves to a pizza that was their air crew's lunch during a junket to Southeast Asia. Read more here.
A Democrat.
This is what happens when you’re off your meds.
ROFL ROFL Your so right
Sounds like a job for an Ex-lax puddling pop.
Steal my dog; steal my car; steal my wife; but nobody f*cks with my Jell-o.
I know one that a package of Ho-Ho’s, a hypodermic, and some Gentian Violet broke of that habit, at least for the rest of the time he worked there.
Hey, the graveyard shift guys get hungry.
**Imagine waking up every morning with a little less hair to have to drive through heavy traffic. Once you get to work, you find out the project you've been working on for a year has been cancelled. The chocolaty taste of Jell-O pudding makes up for all of that.**
VP Joe Biden says you should fire off a couple of warning shots to let them know you mean bidness.
Next time put ex-lax in the jello.
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