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Worker Calls Cops To Report Theft Of His Jell-O Snack From Break Room Refrigerator
The Smoking Gun ^
| October 11, 2013
Posted on 10/12/2013 6:20:43 PM PDT by EveningStar
A Pennsylvania man called cops last night to report that his Strawberry-flavored Jell-O snack was stolen from the break room refrigerator at his workplace.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: jello; pennsylvania; theft
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To: Slings and Arrows
To: EveningStar
Perfectly understandable.
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posted on
10/12/2013 6:22:47 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
No kidding never understood people that steal other peoples food
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posted on
10/12/2013 6:24:25 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom ;Sarcasm is my bidness)
To: EveningStar
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posted on
10/12/2013 6:24:45 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom ;Sarcasm is my bidness)
To: EveningStar
“A Pennsylvania man”? Was his name Dwight Schrute?
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posted on
10/12/2013 6:28:05 PM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(The emperor < still > has no pedigree.)
To: EveningStar
To protect and to serve !
To: EveningStar
That must have been the most amazing Jell-O snack EVER
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posted on
10/12/2013 6:34:11 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule the all)
To: EveningStar
The article said this was not the first time. A serial Jell-O grabber. There is a dirty joke in there somewhere.
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posted on
10/12/2013 6:35:18 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: al baby
I never understood the new concept of naming food items.
Yesterday at work I had a sandwich named “kevin”
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posted on
10/12/2013 6:36:20 PM PDT
by
Mr. K
(Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
To: al baby
No kidding never understood people that steal other peoples foodI know one that a package of Ho-Ho's, a hypodermic, and some Gentian Violet broke of that habit, at least for the rest of the time he worked there.
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posted on
10/12/2013 6:38:35 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: al baby
To: tacticalogic
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posted on
10/12/2013 6:45:26 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(You can't force people to care. Sometimes I don't myself.)
To: EveningStar
Suspect Bill Cosby confessed only minutes later...
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posted on
10/12/2013 6:51:47 PM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: EveningStar
What else should he do?
If he kicks the ‘tar’ out of the perp Judges like Judge Judy will tell him
“I understand your frustration, why I found Bird took a soda of mine last week and I was upset BUT you can’t take the law in your own hands. You should have called the Police, or sued him. That is what the courts are for”.
She will make a statement like this then quip “Why are we here”?
I would imagine you can’t shoot him either, if you booby trap the food chances are YOU will be charged...
I SAY BAN ALL FOOD STORAGE IN THE WORK PLACE.
That will teach `em....
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posted on
10/12/2013 7:04:37 PM PDT
by
xrmusn
(6/98 --Egoist:A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. (Ambrose Bierce))
To: tacticalogic
"Where is that Amoebic Dysentery?"
To: EveningStar
The Jell-O theft, which was discovered around 11:30 PM by the victim, is an “open investigation,” a police spokesperson told TSG.You're a detective sergeant. You're assigned to robbery detail. There is a Jello thief on the loose in your city. Your job is to get him.
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posted on
10/12/2013 7:15:42 PM PDT
by
MUDDOG
To: EveningStar
I hope this is death penalty state. I detest low life criminals such as this.
Another example of how our society is crumbling and turning to jello.
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posted on
10/12/2013 7:19:46 PM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Under the Democrats; the Lincoln Memorial is closed; but the southern border is open)
To: MUDDOG
If you don’t stop this kind of thing early it snowballs.
Next thing you know they go for “bigger desserts,” like Pies and Tortes. Then they branch out to roasts and briskets.
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posted on
10/12/2013 7:20:06 PM PDT
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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