Posted on 08/30/2013 1:53:12 PM PDT by TurboZamboni
A Detroit man with at least 14 aliases had a large amount of heroin on him when he arrived at a Charleston emergency room after possibly shooting off his own testicle. Ladarean Duran Mixon, 23, will be arrested on felony possession of heroin with intent to deliver as soon as he is released from Charleston Area Medical Center's General Hospital, said Lt. Steve Cooper, chief of detectives for the Charleston Police Department.
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I hate when that happens!
So he’ll go to trial and his attorney will plead not guilty cause he’s not the man he use to be
I never use ball ammunition for this exact reason.
/johnny
Correction:
NUT!............
Must have used fmj “Ball” ammo.
DADBURNIT! Beat me to it!
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It was that or a reminder of how Tupac became Onepac. :-)
Darwin Award Winner!
Henceforth, the procedure to remove a testicle will be known as a “Ladarean”
I'll bet he has been watching too many of those "gangsta" rap videos where if your cool, you stuff your 'piece' in your pants.
a frangible to the testicle is a bad thing.
A Detroit man with at least 14 aliases ...
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And possibly at least 14 nicknames. Ball-less Jones. One nut wonder. Empty Sack Pete. Nuts-olean Blownapart. More....
LOL...
Ainsworth: During the night old Perkins had his leg bitten sort of... off.
Dr. Livingstone: Eh? Been in the wars, have we? Well, let’s take a look at this one leg of yours. Yes... Yes, well, this is nothing to worry about.
Perkins: Oh, good.
Dr. Livingstone: There’s a lot of it about probably a virus. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you’re playing any football try and favor the other leg.
Perkins: So it’ll just grow back again, will it?
Dr. Livingstone: Er I think I’d better come clean with you about this. It’s not a virus, I’m afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call ‘very, very small’. So small, it could not possibly have made off with the whole leg. What we’re looking for here for is, I think and this is no more than an educated guess, I’d like to make that clear is some multicellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven feet long, and of the genus felis horribilis what we doctors, in fact, call a tiger.
Everyone: A TIGER? IN AFRICA?
Well he got it half right, but he can still breed. I wonder what his answer will be when the tailor asks him what side he dresses on?
He will never have the balls to do that again.
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