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NYC mayoral candidate vows bigger condoms
washington times ^ | By Jessica Chasmar

Posted on 08/21/2013 6:25:01 PM PDT by Morgana

New York City mayoral hopeful Christine Quinn said Wednesday night that one of her priorities will be “improving the NYC condom,” referring to the free, government-issued condoms.

“I was at an event recently with a large number of African-American gay men, and they told me there’s a very pressing issue as it relates to New York City’s HIV work,” she said at the Black Pride Heritage Awards in Harlem, the Huffington Post reported.

The Department of Health said it hasn’t received any complaints regarding the condoms so far this year, and since 2007, the agency has received only 80 official complaints regarding condom quality or failure out of 200 million condoms distributed, the New York Post reported.

Still, Miss Quinn said she’s received an overwhelming response of people “dissatisfied with the quality.”

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtontimes.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christinequinn; condom; condoms; homosexualagenda; mayor; moralabsolutes; newyorkcity; nyc
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To: Lonely Bull

Question: Why do all NYC Mayoral candidates were neckties?

The short answer: Decency.

The long answer: The tie keeps the foreskin out of sight.

See - there is some decency left in that bunch.

;-)


21 posted on 08/21/2013 7:09:43 PM PDT by GladesGuru (ui)
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To: Morgana

Is this candidate in the race for laughs? She expects to get votes this way? LOLOL


22 posted on 08/21/2013 7:16:10 PM PDT by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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To: Morgana
I was at an event recently with a large number of African-American gay men, and they told me there’s a very pressing issue

'large number of' or 'number of large' ?

(Wouldn't you think Weiner would have the condom demographic covered?)

23 posted on 08/21/2013 7:19:01 PM PDT by mikrofon (NYCA!)
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To: Morgana
A few days ago I had to get a couple of prescriptions filled, and there was a big ol' display of condoms by the pharmacy window.

There is a brand called 'Magnum', which apparently is marketed toward the larger of size.

I thought that must be their best seller, guys buying a box of Magnum, whether they fit or not, just to impress the cute girl at checkout.

24 posted on 08/21/2013 7:21:23 PM PDT by real saxophonist (All you poor, all you needy, all you're doin' is givin' to the greedy... Temptations, 'Power')
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25 posted on 08/21/2013 7:24:17 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Morgana

NYC mayoral candidate vows bigger condoms. In an effort to appeal to the vanity and pride of voters, every one will be labeled “Extra Large”.


26 posted on 08/21/2013 7:35:14 PM PDT by theBuckwheat
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To: Morgana
This one story says so much about our society.

And its standards...

27 posted on 08/21/2013 7:36:56 PM PDT by okie01 (The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
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To: Morgana

Vote for the lesbian so you can have gay sh!t jammed down your throat 24/7 for the next 4 years.

Wait, that didn’t sound right...


28 posted on 08/21/2013 7:51:20 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Morgana

This is truly pathetic. I’m ever more glad I’m out of NYC.

Hey, schmucks, buy your own condoms! Don’t look to a lesbian to quality control them for you.

See, pathetic, like I said.


29 posted on 08/21/2013 8:05:49 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: Morgana

I suppose she’ll be calling for bigger turkey basters next.


30 posted on 08/21/2013 8:16:09 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Former Rodeo Clown Sensitivity Training class valedictorian.)
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To: Morgana

31 posted on 08/21/2013 8:29:37 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was lost but now I'm found; blind but now I see.)
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To: Morgana

True story:

At one of their WWII conferences, Stalin and FDR were discussing what supplies the Soviets would need. Stalin mentioned condoms since Soviet condoms were prone to breakage - thus, a high rate of VD among Soviet troops.

FDR said he could supply - but had to know the size. Stalin replied that they had to be large since all Soviet troops were well-endowed.

When Stalin received the US condoms, they were all stamped:

“Texas-size SMALL” ...


32 posted on 08/21/2013 8:50:28 PM PDT by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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