Skip to comments.NYC mayoral candidate vows bigger condoms
Posted on 08/21/2013 6:25:01 PM PDT by Morgana
New York City mayoral hopeful Christine Quinn said Wednesday night that one of her priorities will be improving the NYC condom, referring to the free, government-issued condoms.
I was at an event recently with a large number of African-American gay men, and they told me theres a very pressing issue as it relates to New York Citys HIV work, she said at the Black Pride Heritage Awards in Harlem, the Huffington Post reported.
The Department of Health said it hasnt received any complaints regarding the condoms so far this year, and since 2007, the agency has received only 80 official complaints regarding condom quality or failure out of 200 million condoms distributed, the New York Post reported.
Still, Miss Quinn said shes received an overwhelming response of people dissatisfied with the quality.
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Question: Why do all NYC Mayoral candidates were neckties?
The short answer: Decency.
The long answer: The tie keeps the foreskin out of sight.
See - there is some decency left in that bunch.
Is this candidate in the race for laughs? She expects to get votes this way? LOLOL
'large number of' or 'number of large' ?
(Wouldn't you think Weiner would have the condom demographic covered?)
There is a brand called 'Magnum', which apparently is marketed toward the larger of size.
I thought that must be their best seller, guys buying a box of Magnum, whether they fit or not, just to impress the cute girl at checkout.
NYC mayoral candidate vows bigger condoms. In an effort to appeal to the vanity and pride of voters, every one will be labeled “Extra Large”.
And its standards...
Vote for the lesbian so you can have gay sh!t jammed down your throat 24/7 for the next 4 years.
Wait, that didn’t sound right...
This is truly pathetic. I’m ever more glad I’m out of NYC.
Hey, schmucks, buy your own condoms! Don’t look to a lesbian to quality control them for you.
See, pathetic, like I said.
I suppose she’ll be calling for bigger turkey basters next.
At one of their WWII conferences, Stalin and FDR were discussing what supplies the Soviets would need. Stalin mentioned condoms since Soviet condoms were prone to breakage - thus, a high rate of VD among Soviet troops.
FDR said he could supply - but had to know the size. Stalin replied that they had to be large since all Soviet troops were well-endowed.
When Stalin received the US condoms, they were all stamped:
“Texas-size SMALL” ...
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