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Man who changed name to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop faces 5 years in prison on drug charges
Yahoo News ^ | Aug 19, 2013 | Dylan Stableford

Posted on 08/20/2013 7:00:10 AM PDT by bkopto

An Iowa man who had his name legally changed to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop is facing five years in prison after an arrest on drug possession charges.

Beezow, 32, was arrested on July 20 in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, when police said they observed his turquoise minivan weaving between lanes. Police also reported finding more than a half-ounce of marijuana during a search of the vehicle.

Beezow, born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, faces a felony charge of possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver, possession of drug paraphernalia and operation of a motor vehicle without registration.

This isn't the first time Beezow has made national news. His name became fodder for late-night jokes when he was arrested in 2012 in a Madison, Wis., park on similar drug charges.

In an interview last year, Beezow told the Wisconsin State Journal that his first name represents "the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe." Doo-doo, he said, "is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos."

And Zopittybop-bop-bop "is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death," Beezow said.

According to the Journal, Beezow was previously diagnosed with schizophrenia but disputes the diagnosis and has refused treatment.

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Ummm. OK.
1 posted on 08/20/2013 7:00:10 AM PDT by bkopto
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To: bkopto
Crack kills.

(I was going to say "too much LDS in the Sixties", but this mutt is too young for either the Sixties OR the reference.)

2 posted on 08/20/2013 7:02:23 AM PDT by jboot (It can happen here because it IS happening here.)
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To: bkopto

“Scat” and “doo-doo” come to mind.


3 posted on 08/20/2013 7:03:28 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
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To: bkopto

Drugs help this guy think.

Under the proper circumstances he could be elected president.


4 posted on 08/20/2013 7:05:40 AM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: bkopto
Well, now we all know what to do if we want to be referred to by our first name in news stories.

That's much easier than being born black and attacking a "white Hispanic."

5 posted on 08/20/2013 7:05:44 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: bkopto
deadhead?


6 posted on 08/20/2013 7:07:28 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: bkopto

Nomen est omen.


7 posted on 08/20/2013 7:08:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Charles Michael Henrickson)
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To: bkopto
A 1/2 ounce? Most places it would take an excess of 3 oz to garner that charge. He may be a fruitloop, but he's getting railroaded.

These are the kind of cops who pull up plants and then weigh them with all the dirt clods still hanging on the roots.

"The bigger the bust, the better the boost."

8 posted on 08/20/2013 7:10:22 AM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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Man who changed name to Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop faces 5 years in prison on drug charges

He has insisted that he is a victim of mistaken identity, claiming that it was a different Beezow Doo-doo Zopitty-bop-bop, also living in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, who was dealing drugs.

9 posted on 08/20/2013 7:11:27 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: bkopto

Before he was arrested he had plans to run for governor on the Silly Party ticket.


10 posted on 08/20/2013 7:14:59 AM PDT by DManA
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For those who were curious on where he came up with the name...

In an interview last year, Beezow told the Wisconsin State Journal that his first name represents "the explosion of awareness of the interconnectedness of the infinite love in the universe." Doo-doo, he said, "is the struggle of our daily lives with that awareness, that with love comes chaos." And Zopittybop-bop-bop "is the outcome of that struggle, which is often ironic, especially because all life ends in death," Beezow said.

11 posted on 08/20/2013 7:17:17 AM PDT by 0.E.O
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Maybe we'll see libtards rallying for him.

FREE BEEZOW DOO-DOO ZOPPITTYBOP-BOP-BOP!

They'll need REALLY big protest signs. (Or else they'll have to write REALLY small.)

12 posted on 08/20/2013 7:18:48 AM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: DManA

Has anyone made the Howie Carr “Police Blotter Fax Friday” twice?


13 posted on 08/20/2013 7:19:20 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: bkopto

There’s a bluebird on his shoulder.


14 posted on 08/20/2013 7:27:09 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: bkopto

ya know who’s on drugs....the Judge who approved that name change petition....THAT’S the guy who’s on drugs....


15 posted on 08/20/2013 7:28:49 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: BenLurkin

LOL!


16 posted on 08/20/2013 7:29:52 AM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: bkopto

Imagine the name tapes if he’d joined the armed forces.


17 posted on 08/20/2013 7:30:40 AM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not a pingity-ping-ping-ping.


18 posted on 08/20/2013 7:30:49 AM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Army dad. And damned proud.)
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To: DManA

Well, he might split the vote.


19 posted on 08/20/2013 7:31:26 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: Slump Tester

“possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver,”

Intent to deliver? WTH? For 1/2 oz? That’s just piling on.


20 posted on 08/20/2013 7:31:39 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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