Hard to hate a guy for leaving, and then returning.
Doesn’t appear that they gave a crap that he didn’t have insurance. I’ll bet he was a wet.
The should tell people if there is MSGin the food.
The should tell people if there is MSGin the food.
In spite of the fact that he’s likely to be an illegal alien and did a hit and run, I will allow his “bad Chinese food” defense.
It’s very believable.
Could happen...
Does he have evidence??
he had consumed some bad Chinese food...
returned to the scene soon after the 6:30 AM crash...
Never eat left over Chinese food from the the night before.
Or earlier for that matter.
Pizza also must be kept in the refrigerator if possible,
Yeah, not going to believe that one. Probably got told by a friend that it's no big deal that he's illegal, they'll ignore that, give him a ticket for not having a license, and he can bail out for less than the monthly payment for the truck. No insurance? It's ok, the other guy likely has paid extra for his insurance so he can handle accidents when illegals crash into him and don't have insurance.
Of course, in court, the defense will be ‘there's no way for an illegal to get a driver's license’ and any worry about fleeing the scene will of course be washed away with ‘the overwhelming fear of being deported.’
*All Points Bulletin*
Be on the look out for “Carlos Caca”
When yyou got to go you got go. He could have returned though
“I shipped my pants!”
This fellow may be a perfect replacement for Jay Carney! Bob
There’s a guy with a future in the DNC.
ping!
With the case of food poisoning I had this week which left me praying for death, I don’t think this is that far fetched.
Wait a minute, he wouldn’t have been driving around if he felt like I did.
too bad it wasn’t Japanese... since Baka means crazy or stupid in that language
GEORGE: So he walks out of the stall, he’s been talking the whole time.
JERRY: He pulled an LBJ on you.
GEORGE: LBJ?
JERRY: Lyndon Johnson, used to do that to his staffers.
GEORGE: No kidding?
JERRY: Oh yeah. He’d hold national security meetings in there. He planned the Hanoi bombing after a bad Thai meal.
Someone from Honduras, who more than likely ate some human feces fertilized foods from his Third World Feces-Hole country, ain’t getting runs from Chinese food.
Sounds like this guy is an illegal alien....and South FL is infested with them now