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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 05/10/2013 8:09:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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What My Mother Taught Me My mother taught me LOGIC... "If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."
My mother taught me MEDICINE... "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
My mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD... "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"
My mother taught me ESP... "Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"
My mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE... "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"
My mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
My mother taught me ABOUT SEX... "How do you think you got here?"
My mother taught me about GENETICS... "You are just like your father!"
My mother taught me about my ROOTS... "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE... "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home."
My mother taught me about RECEIVING... "You are going to get it when we get home."
And my all time favorite thing--JUSTICE... "One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU... then you'll see what it's like."
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:09:37 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
Junior Hoarders of America has some openings.
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:10:25 AM PDT
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rktman
(BACKGROUND CHECKS? YOU FIRST mr. president(not that we'd get the truth!))
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
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Sorry it's late...I'm a mother, what can you expect?
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:10:37 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: JRios1968
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:10:39 AM PDT
by
Fast Moving Angel
(A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
To: Lucky9teen
Sleeping late today, Lucky???
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:12:02 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Lucky9teen
Wahoo!! In before 10!
Thanks for over sleeping and giving us west coasters a shot , Lucky
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:12:05 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: - Obama vs America. The new cold war)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:12:45 AM PDT
by
Walmartian
(I'm their leader. Which way did they go?)
To: JRios1968
Top ten .... was wondering if I’d miscalculated what day it is, as I sat hitting refresh.
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:13:11 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Piffle....)
To: ErnBatavia
Same here. Suddenly I saw it pop up, saw that it was fresh outta the oven and BOOM!
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:14:11 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
Just don't get em so much stuff. If anything, get them books.
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:14:23 AM PDT
by
Olog-hai
To: Lucky9teen
Running a little late today?
I was starting to worry...
To: Lucky9teen
You gotta love such a thoughtful mom
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:16:43 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: - Obama vs America. The new cold war)
To: JRios1968
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:18:06 AM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(God Bless America)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:18:47 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:19:13 AM PDT
by
Baynative
(Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.)
To: Rummyfan
Okay.... TOP TWENTY!!!!
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:19:59 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
Top 20? Yay for Friday, and Lucky... Your a mother??? I thought you were a dude..]
Happy Friday and thanks for the friday silliness
To: JRios1968
Suddenly I saw it pop up
Kinda like that pornographic Pocket Hose commercial......"Turn it on and watch it grow!"
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posted on
05/10/2013 8:25:34 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Piffle....)
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