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Doctors credit Michelle Obama for the surging rate of arm surgery
MSN ^ | 4/29/13 | MSN

Posted on 04/29/2013 12:37:36 PM PDT by illiac

According to a new report by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, everyone wants Michelle Obama's arms. That's right, while the rate of overall procedures has declined overall since 2000, the demand for upper arm lifts, or brachioplasty, has exploded, jumping a breathtaking 4,378 percent in the last decade.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Society
KEYWORDS: health; humor; obama; obamacaredoctors
Very short article.

Speechless.....

1 posted on 04/29/2013 12:37:36 PM PDT by illiac
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To: illiac

The entire psyche of the country leaves one speechless.


2 posted on 04/29/2013 12:39:52 PM PDT by 353FMG ( I do not say whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
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To: illiac

What? Removing the flappy fat?


3 posted on 04/29/2013 12:40:26 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (It's not "GUN CONTROL"! It's "PEOPLE CONTROL"!)
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To: illiac

Weird stuff.


4 posted on 04/29/2013 12:40:30 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I got expelled from the "fundamental transformation" indoctrination center.)
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To: illiac
According to a new report by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, everyone wants Michelle Obama's arms.

Coincidentally, according to a new joint report published by Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig, no one wants Michelle Obama's hips.

5 posted on 04/29/2013 12:41:36 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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To: illiac

Cue the Simpson’s Nelson pointing and saying HA HA!


6 posted on 04/29/2013 12:42:08 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: illiac

Repeatedly flipping the bird to somebody that many times does put a tremendous strain on the elbow ligaments...


7 posted on 04/29/2013 12:42:08 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: illiac

The arms were the easy part...the facial hair has been a b!+ch.

8 posted on 04/29/2013 12:43:34 PM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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To: Slyfox

LOL!


9 posted on 04/29/2013 12:44:19 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: illiac

Who wants Mickie’s arms?
Women just don’t want wings, and this surgery has been around for awhile.
She is over forty and she has wings, all women over forty do, bet we could see her scares if we dared look hard enough.


10 posted on 04/29/2013 12:45:15 PM PDT by svcw (If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
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To: Alex Murphy

Rofl. I was gonna ask how many took a pic of her azz in and said I want that! lol


11 posted on 04/29/2013 12:46:21 PM PDT by sheana
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To: svcw

Have always said she had liposuction. That flabby, fat lined skin doesn’t go away. It has to be surgically removed.


12 posted on 04/29/2013 12:48:03 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: illiac

13 posted on 04/29/2013 12:49:39 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: illiac
Why don't the just shoot steriods to get manly arms like Mooch?
14 posted on 04/29/2013 12:51:33 PM PDT by BO Stinkss ( I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees)
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To: The Sons of Liberty

Wing flaps,,,, dontcha need those to land?


15 posted on 04/29/2013 12:52:53 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: central_va

Scary!!


16 posted on 04/29/2013 12:55:04 PM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: Sacajaweau

Very good point.


17 posted on 04/29/2013 12:57:34 PM PDT by svcw (If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
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To: central_va

What is wrong with her arms or is it just a really bad picture?


18 posted on 04/29/2013 12:58:20 PM PDT by svcw (If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
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To: Alex Murphy

LOL!


19 posted on 04/29/2013 1:00:08 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: illiac
Oh, she want's to reduce our arms alright...this kind


20 posted on 04/29/2013 1:01:40 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: illiac

I think the scientific term for this is “Turkey-Waddle-Ectomy.”


21 posted on 04/29/2013 1:38:27 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: illiac

Related: CNNMoney reports that companies manufacturing Boob Belts are seeing record profits also.


22 posted on 04/29/2013 1:47:27 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Gone rogue, gone Galt, gone international, gone independent. Gone.)
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To: illiac

How come none of these women want Michelles Bubble butt?


23 posted on 04/29/2013 2:26:48 PM PDT by Venturer
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Aren’t some of the gals these days getting some sort of injection in the can to get ‘em to enlarge? I think I read a story about that....or maybe it was a gag. Why women would really want a fat ass is beyond me.


24 posted on 04/29/2013 4:31:54 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a GREAT life!)
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