Very short article.
Speechless.....
1 posted on
04/29/2013 12:37:36 PM PDT by
illiac
To: illiac
The entire psyche of the country leaves one speechless.
2 posted on
04/29/2013 12:39:52 PM PDT by
353FMG
( I do not say whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
To: illiac
What? Removing the flappy fat?
3 posted on
04/29/2013 12:40:26 PM PDT by
The Sons of Liberty
(It's not "GUN CONTROL"! It's "PEOPLE CONTROL"!)
To: illiac
4 posted on
04/29/2013 12:40:30 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(I got expelled from the "fundamental transformation" indoctrination center.)
To: illiac
According to a new report by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, everyone wants Michelle Obama's arms. Coincidentally, according to a new joint report published by Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig, no one wants Michelle Obama's hips.
5 posted on
04/29/2013 12:41:36 PM PDT by
Alex Murphy
("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
To: illiac
Cue the Simpson’s Nelson pointing and saying HA HA!
6 posted on
04/29/2013 12:42:08 PM PDT by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: illiac
Repeatedly flipping the bird to somebody that many times does put a tremendous strain on the elbow ligaments...
To: illiac
The arms were the easy part...the facial hair has been a b!+ch.
8 posted on
04/29/2013 12:43:34 PM PDT by
Slyfox
(The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
To: illiac
Who wants Mickie’s arms?
Women just don’t want wings, and this surgery has been around for awhile.
She is over forty and she has wings, all women over forty do, bet we could see her scares if we dared look hard enough.
10 posted on
04/29/2013 12:45:15 PM PDT by
svcw
(If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
To: illiac
13 posted on
04/29/2013 12:49:39 PM PDT by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: illiac
Why don't the just shoot steriods to get manly arms like Mooch?
14 posted on
04/29/2013 12:51:33 PM PDT by
BO Stinkss
( I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees)
To: illiac
Oh, she want's to reduce our arms alright...this kind
20 posted on
04/29/2013 1:01:40 PM PDT by
bigbob
To: illiac
I think the scientific term for this is “Turkey-Waddle-Ectomy.”
21 posted on
04/29/2013 1:38:27 PM PDT by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: illiac
Related: CNNMoney reports that companies manufacturing Boob Belts are seeing record profits also.
22 posted on
04/29/2013 1:47:27 PM PDT by
aMorePerfectUnion
(Gone rogue, gone Galt, gone international, gone independent. Gone.)
To: illiac
How come none of these women want Michelles Bubble butt?
23 posted on
04/29/2013 2:26:48 PM PDT by
Venturer
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