Very short article.
posted on 04/29/2013 12:37:36 PM PDT
The entire psyche of the country leaves one speechless.
posted on 04/29/2013 12:39:52 PM PDT
( I do not say whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
What? Removing the flappy fat?
posted on 04/29/2013 12:40:26 PM PDT
by The Sons of Liberty
(It's not "GUN CONTROL"! It's "PEOPLE CONTROL"!)
posted on 04/29/2013 12:40:30 PM PDT
(I got expelled from the "fundamental transformation" indoctrination center.)
According to a new report by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, everyone wants Michelle Obama's arms.
Coincidentally, according to a new joint report published by Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig, no one wants Michelle Obama's hips.
posted on 04/29/2013 12:41:36 PM PDT
by Alex Murphy
("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
Cue the Simpson’s Nelson pointing and saying HA HA!
posted on 04/29/2013 12:42:08 PM PDT
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
Repeatedly flipping the bird to somebody that many times does put a tremendous strain on the elbow ligaments...
The arms were the easy part...the facial hair has been a b!+ch.
posted on 04/29/2013 12:43:34 PM PDT
(The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
Who wants Mickie’s arms?
Women just don’t want wings, and this surgery has been around for awhile.
She is over forty and she has wings, all women over forty do, bet we could see her scares if we dared look hard enough.
posted on 04/29/2013 12:45:15 PM PDT
(If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
posted on 04/29/2013 12:49:39 PM PDT
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
Why don't the just shoot steriods to get manly arms like Mooch?
posted on 04/29/2013 12:51:33 PM PDT
by BO Stinkss
( I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees)
Oh, she want's to reduce our arms alright...this kind
posted on 04/29/2013 1:01:40 PM PDT
I think the scientific term for this is “Turkey-Waddle-Ectomy.”
posted on 04/29/2013 1:38:27 PM PDT
(Better dead than red!)
Related: CNNMoney reports that companies manufacturing Boob Belts are seeing record profits also.
posted on 04/29/2013 1:47:27 PM PDT
(Gone rogue, gone Galt, gone international, gone independent. Gone.)
How come none of these women want Michelles Bubble butt?
posted on 04/29/2013 2:26:48 PM PDT
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