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Man finds screwdriver impaled in head after looking in car mirror [w/video]
Metro [UK] ^ | 9 Mar 2013 | Jimmy Nsubuga

Posted on 03/09/2013 9:17:13 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

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To: mountn man

The point of this thread is that if you drink too much Vodka you will not feel a screwdriver going through your forehead. Don’t be that guy.


41 posted on 03/10/2013 7:38:00 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Uncle Chip

See post #30.


42 posted on 03/10/2013 10:38:18 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: BuffaloJack

Ouch.


43 posted on 03/10/2013 10:38:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Journalism majors don’t take too many anatomy classes.

LOL

Nor do Polish drinkers,

It's the other end where the screwing is supposed to take place.

44 posted on 03/10/2013 10:45:31 AM PDT by Uncle Chip
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To: Uncle Chip

Important safety tip, that.


45 posted on 03/10/2013 10:53:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The song for that movie was the worst earworm ever!


46 posted on 03/10/2013 1:14:16 PM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Pelham
Most kids know better, but not all of them.


47 posted on 03/10/2013 1:21:20 PM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Lady Jag
But it's a great backing track for a shrimp on a treadmill.
48 posted on 03/10/2013 1:23:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
That budget probably allowed it.

It also would have been appropriate for Run, Forrest, run!.


49 posted on 03/10/2013 1:50:42 PM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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50 posted on 03/10/2013 5:52:08 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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‘I don’t remember what happened that day, at some point when I was working in my garden I slipped and fell down,’ said the man, who didn’t want to be identified.

Surgeons at University Hospital in Bialystok managed to get the screwdriver out after operating for three hours.

I wonder how many Polish surgeons it takes to unscrewdriver a dimbulb.

51 posted on 03/10/2013 6:02:42 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (America's Party - SelfGovernment.US)
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I wonder how many Polish surgeons it takes to unscrewdriver a dimbulb.

Just enough, apparently.

52 posted on 03/10/2013 8:52:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Seemingly.


53 posted on 03/10/2013 10:22:04 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (America's Party - SelfGovernment.US)
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