Iran's monkey may not actually have made it back from space alive

The Verge ^ | Feb 1, 2013 | Adi Robertson

[Corporate Democrat]

After Iran released news that it had successfully launched and recovered a monkey from space, some have begun to question whether the launch went as well as reported — and whether the monkey actually made it out. Earlier today, France24 andThe Independent both noticed that while the monkey seen in press shots had a prominent mole over one eye, there was no sign of it when the animal appeared later at a press conference. Iran also hasn't released shots of the craft itself after landing, a sharp contrast with the photos released from before the event. The above image from The Independent shows an official shot of the monkey before space on the left, and a similar shot from afterwards on the right.

Since news of the launch was reported firsthand only through official Iranian outlets, it was never a sure thing — while people didn't necessarily doubt the story, it was always speculative to some point. Now, though, the images point to a few different possibilities. The most innocuous is that the marking somehow didn't show up well on lower-resolution photos shown after the event, or that it was removed at some point. But if these were indeed different animals, that could mean that the monkey actually died during the journey, or even that the rocket malfunctioned and didn't launch or return correctly. And if that's true, it could be a boon to countries worried an Iranian space program would threaten national security... or raise fears that something less innocuous was being tested.

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The Independent both noticed that while the monkey seen in press shots had a prominent mole over one eye, there was no sign of it when the animal appeared later at a press conference

The Iranian space people might have found a means to removing moles from faces, and they could be soon offering shots into space for people who need to have moles removed.

[clearcarbon]

The animated bear originally selected for the mission was caught trying to escape.

[BitWielder1]

All they need is a Scud missile aimed straight up and two monkeys.
Based on the range of a scud, if you shoot it straight up it will go high enough to qualify as "space" and then come down again. Hard.
That's when the second monkey will prove useful.

I'm in full support of Ahmadinejad manning their second launch. But with our luck they probably have two of him also.