Posted on 02/02/2013 2:31:25 AM PST by Corporate Democrat
Would have helped if they had waited for the ship to return before parading the hero monkey out.
Easy ! Space launches remove moles from over right eyes on monkeys. It has just been proven by the Iranians. Miraculous !!
How special.
Iran may have done something that Werner Von Braun could have done in the 40’s.
Von Braun also said he could place men an Mars by 1985 if given the funding. I think he could have. $$$ was the only thing holding him back. What a shame he was involved with the Nazis early in his career.
IMO they should have sent Ahmadinejad up in the rocket even though he is not nearly as photogenic as the monkey.
Just wonder when we will have the Iran Apologists come out and claim the media is “lying”....like the did with the nuke facility explosion
Iran just cannot get a sunny day it seems, their bomb plant goes kablooie, their floating drill rig sinks, and their monkey apparently has a severe malfunction, was it rare or well done?
This is ISLAM - lies and deceit are a way of life - the point being is that they have Gone to Infinity and Beyond - this is what happens when you give an undeveloped society satellite TV and they watch Star Trek and actually believe James T. Kirk is real...
Iran is a looser - but dangerous because they have oil money and hate the US - so they get to play like the big boys do - but it never ends well...at least for the rest of us!
They could care less about the monkey. If they can deliver a payload into space, dead or alive, they can deliver that payload basically anywhere in the world. North Korea’s recent satellite launch proved that United States is within reach of their radioactive payloads. These launches are designed to dramatically increase the size of their circle of terror.
The monkey did not survive?....Ya Think!
So, they need a new president now?
Great, now I got to worry about dead monkeys falling out of the sky. Man, it never ends.
Spank the monkey!
Wow...looking at the monkey pictures at the link .... The Iranians can’t even find two monkeys that look remotely the same...
They kill the first one and replace him with another monkey that isn’t even close in looks....
Sort of like replacing Joe Biden with Al Franken and Jay Carney tells us they are the same person....
Where is PETA when you need them.
Oh Yea.. Fellow freeper accusing me of spanking a dead monkey...You don’t know me. I don’t spank a dead monkey. I have special pills for my monkey. My monkey is doing just fine and it doesn’t have any moles on it. Well, a properly placed mole might not be such a bad thing, but no mole. And I have no pictures of it either going up or crashing down.
Don’t bother to reply. I am going off to check on my monkey now. Then I am going to take a shower. Then I will have a cheese omelette with pancakes. Then I have to go to the hospital to check on my sister..she got bit by a moose.
I am sorry about the rant, but at my age I am a little “touchy” about references to my monkey.
"Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey."
- - The Beatles
Alive, not alive, What does it matter now?
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