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To: Gadsden1st

Spank the monkey!


12 posted on 02/02/2013 4:49:28 AM PST by dubyajam (t "Life is Hard ... It's Even Harder When you're Stupid" --- John Wayne)
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To: dubyajam

Oh Yea.. Fellow freeper accusing me of spanking a dead monkey...You don’t know me. I don’t spank a dead monkey. I have special pills for my monkey. My monkey is doing just fine and it doesn’t have any moles on it. Well, a properly placed mole might not be such a bad thing, but no mole. And I have no pictures of it either going up or crashing down.

Don’t bother to reply. I am going off to check on my monkey now. Then I am going to take a shower. Then I will have a cheese omelette with pancakes. Then I have to go to the hospital to check on my sister..she got bit by a moose.

I am sorry about the rant, but at my age I am a little “touchy” about references to my monkey.


15 posted on 02/02/2013 5:16:52 AM PST by Gadsden1st
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