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Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer...
Vanity for the heck of it.... | 11/17/2012 | Vendome

Posted on 11/17/2012 7:53:01 PM PST by Vendome

I saw the video.

We need to talk.....



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1 posted on 11/17/2012 7:53:09 PM PST by Vendome
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To: Vendome

Shouldering our burden are we?


2 posted on 11/17/2012 7:54:28 PM PST by null and void (America - Abducted by Aliens...)
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To: Vendome
Where's the video?


3 posted on 11/17/2012 7:54:43 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: Vendome
Them corn squeezin's gotta go somewhere.

Free the Whiskey Rebellion participants!

4 posted on 11/17/2012 7:57:10 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: Vendome

Uh, video?


5 posted on 11/17/2012 7:57:30 PM PST by Wyrd bi ful ard (Gone Galt, 11/07/12)
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To: Vendome

Inner Peace after this election...... I’m passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives after this election, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.


6 posted on 11/17/2012 7:58:11 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Vendome

I don’t mean to take credit for my previous post, it came in over the transom...email.


7 posted on 11/17/2012 8:00:01 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: gorush

Reminds me of the CW song about getting rid of the 10 little bottles..anyone remember who sung that?


8 posted on 11/17/2012 8:02:09 PM PST by montanajoe
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To: Vendome


9 posted on 11/17/2012 8:03:02 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Vendome
I would never have clicked this thread if it wasn't you or just a handful of others. Since it was Vendome, I clicked.

Now where in the heck is the funny link or pic?!?

If you don't open another beer, I will for you.

10 posted on 11/17/2012 8:04:39 PM PST by houeto (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: gorush

I’m finishing a bottle of Amaretto but that was little in it, damn it.


11 posted on 11/17/2012 8:08:21 PM PST by Marcella ("When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: Vendome

12 posted on 11/17/2012 8:09:04 PM PST by combat_boots (I lost my tagline somewhere......)
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To: Vendome
Better have some dinner.
13 posted on 11/17/2012 8:12:23 PM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Vendome

I do bowl better when drinking beer.


14 posted on 11/17/2012 8:12:23 PM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: montanajoe

Johnny Bond


15 posted on 11/17/2012 8:12:48 PM PST by Sicvee (Sicvee)
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To: Vendome

Video here...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hpp7H_PucE


16 posted on 11/17/2012 8:14:48 PM PST by paintriot (I've seen too much.....)
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To: combat_boots
Porter?

Now I'll have to make another pass through PA.

17 posted on 11/17/2012 8:15:00 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: Vendome

I like to go to the Waffle House but from New England, I have to drive clear down to Pennsylvania to find one.


18 posted on 11/17/2012 8:17:10 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: gorush

You just made me to open a bottle of Cabernet, so I can finish it and find my inner pace!


19 posted on 11/17/2012 8:19:21 PM PST by OneHun
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To: Vendome

Alcohol it seems is kind of like freedom...a lot of folks just can’t handle it.

Because, they can’t handle it, it should be taken away from everyone.


20 posted on 11/17/2012 8:23:53 PM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: Sicvee

Thanks I saw him once I think he was an opener for Willy and it was great..


21 posted on 11/17/2012 8:32:00 PM PST by montanajoe
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To: Vendome
George Jones - The King Is Gone
22 posted on 11/17/2012 8:53:14 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Vendome

“Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I’m the world’s greatest lover and a dancin’ machine
I get loud, I get proud....and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I’ll have thirteen
Naw, there ain’t no in-between
Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.”

Blake Shelton


23 posted on 11/17/2012 9:27:18 PM PST by Montanabound
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To: paintriot

I LOVE that show!


24 posted on 11/17/2012 9:31:15 PM PST by FrdmLvr (culture, language, borders)
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To: Marcella

That reminds me... I have a partial bottle of Southern Comfort sitting around somewhere...


25 posted on 11/17/2012 9:33:40 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Democrats are evil. Republicans are stupid.)
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To: Vendome

Single malt I presume ...


26 posted on 11/17/2012 9:41:23 PM PST by MHGinTN (Being deceived can be cured.)
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To: Vendome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM


27 posted on 11/17/2012 10:04:04 PM PST by jennychase
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To: Vendome

And it is only the alcoholic mind that some how manages to twist black outs, ill conceived behavior, dubious rationals as something that is fun


28 posted on 11/17/2012 10:07:12 PM PST by Nifster
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To: Vendome

I’ve got a half-quart of shine left if that helps...

That reminds me, time for a trip to Kodak.


29 posted on 11/17/2012 10:11:25 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: Sicvee

Don’t you mean Johnny Football?


30 posted on 11/17/2012 10:13:49 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: Nifster

I forgot what you said...what?


31 posted on 11/17/2012 11:01:43 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: jennychase

LOL


32 posted on 11/17/2012 11:02:43 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: MHGinTN

You know it.

Tonight, Oban and an Ashton cigar. Don’t even care if it’s raining.


33 posted on 11/17/2012 11:03:48 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Montanabound

That’s me...twenty years ago in tight jeans and bringing girls up on the speakers I’m dancing on...


34 posted on 11/17/2012 11:05:01 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Liberty Valance

Jim Beam decanter that looked like Elvis. LOL

Reminds of living in Oklahoma when that song came out....

Hmmmm....They got good fishing there and womens. Lot’s uh bored womens....

Going to visit in February....

I’ll have to find the nearest Hotties are Us and have a good time...


35 posted on 11/17/2012 11:07:45 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: PoloSec

There are drunks,

There are lousy drunks,

And then there are really lousy drunks...

never be in the latter category...

Vendome’s rules for drinkin:

No drinking ‘for 9pm
No drinking if yer driving
No drinking if your sad
Nor drinking if your mad
No drinking around people you don’t like.
No drinking around people who can’t stand you...unless they can’t drink, then let er rip(Eff em...)

Bottom line, if drinking enhances you and you are generally not a happy drunk then it ain’t for you.

Try prescription drugs....


36 posted on 11/17/2012 11:11:18 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Nifster
And it is only the alcoholic mind that some how manages to twist black outs, ill conceived behavior, dubious rationals as something that is fun

Thanks professor Buzzkill, I now see the error of my ways and wholeheartedly repent. Cheers!

37 posted on 11/17/2012 11:11:54 PM PST by FreeFromWhat
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To: paintriot

ROTFLMAO!!!

Haw, Haw, Haw!!!

That was hilarious!!!

I’m mowing the air! LOL!!! Too much!


38 posted on 11/17/2012 11:17:32 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: houeto

LOL

Sorry, I got sidelined with my dogs and forgot I posted this.

No funny pics or vids.

I’ll try again another time. I actually had some pretty good stuff to add but my dogs are frickin babies and wouldn’t stop.

They mitez be katz... who knows...


39 posted on 11/17/2012 11:20:09 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: gorush

LOL!!!!

Mixed drinks ain’t good though...

LOL


40 posted on 11/17/2012 11:21:29 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

All:
I wuz all ready for getting stoopit on this but the dogs are babies and wouldn’t leave me alone.

I’ll do it again another time and I promise I had some funny stuff ready....


41 posted on 11/17/2012 11:22:43 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: null and void

Like Sisyphus....


42 posted on 11/17/2012 11:23:20 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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You know, I just remembered the one time I took a swallow of shine.

A bunch of hillbilly friends were huddled and acting like, well...guys.

I came up and wanted to know what was going on.

They started laughing at the pretty boy and one grinned saying “We got some lightning in a bottle. Want some?”

Everyone started saying “No, NO, NO!!!! Don’t let him drink it!!!”

I’m like “Well, what it is it?”.

“Shine, priss” one said.

“Yeah, FK that. Give it to me” I said taking the bottle.

“Everyone said “Don’t!!!”

I did....and it might have taken me 10 minutes before I could breathe normal again and that was after the 1st 3 when I thought I was going to pass out because I couldn’t breathe”.

LOL

I’ll never touch that stuff again....

40 proof is enough...


43 posted on 11/17/2012 11:28:06 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Vendome

Some shine is really good and some of it is 98 octane. Stick with the really good.

Look this guy up on wicki. Popcorn Suttton


44 posted on 11/17/2012 11:35:52 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: Vendome

Your name is mentioned as well!


45 posted on 11/17/2012 11:42:14 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: eyedigress

Well, I just rolled into the local Irish bar, owned by a friend from Ireland, he’s had some this stuff and even has a secret stash of moonshine for special occassions .

Invited me to to come back another time and he’ll drive me home ...

Not gonna do it.

Didn’t see Venom on wiki though


46 posted on 11/18/2012 12:12:24 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Vendome
The copper stills were handcrafted by Vendome Copper and Brass in Louisville, KY.[15]
47 posted on 11/18/2012 12:15:28 AM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: Vendome
HMPH. I take this posting personal. Its not good kosher. Its stan-factu-twist dobulued.

Stope now. Hugh. I mien it.

48 posted on 11/18/2012 12:33:59 AM PST by txnuke (Drip Drip Drip goes the eligibility questions. Vet the candidates.)
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To: Marcella

I bought a nice bottle to celebrate the election.

It never made it to the election and I am glad that I protected both it and myself from that disaster.


49 posted on 11/18/2012 2:14:41 AM PST by dglang
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To: eyedigress

Found it!!!

How kewel is that?!

thnx


50 posted on 11/18/2012 2:35:31 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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