1. Close out our bank accounts, checking accounts, savings account.
2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers.
3. Destroy and toss all cell phones.
4. Take out and smash all black boxes in our vehicles. Will put on the road my 69 mustaang.
5. Cut up all credit cards and call to stop all transactions.
6. Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now burn firewood. Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.
7. Buy only the bare necessaities and pay all bills with a money order.
8. Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid TSA agents.
9. Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency.
10. Call and turn off Direct TV.
11. End all computer web services.
12. Build a gate at the end of our driveway and keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.
13. Get involved more heavily with local Tea Party to establish a third party, no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!
The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know about here!
Don’t you think that this list is a tad overdone?
It is really stupid to announce all this. I say chesty thumping.
Good joke man. Very funny.
Good idea - don't post any more "Secret" ideas that the Gov't need not know about on a public website - especially if you've already ended all computer web services.
Gee whiz...I hope you're going to pitch in. That's a heavy list to put on your wife's shoulders.
Just out of curiosity. How are you going to post?
I am curious as to what your wife said when you told her to do all of those things.
Good luck and God Bless you. We wouldn’t be here with a nation of people like you.
I assume we can put you in the “disappointed with election results” column?
Cut off DirectTV????
From my cold, dead hands.
14. Post all plans on a government-monitored conservative (i.e. subversive) website.
Put down the drink and come in off the ledge. Besides, who packed you chute?
Put down the drink and come in off the ledge. Besides, who packed your chute?
[Gee whiz...I hope you’re going to pitch in. That’s a heavy list to put on your wife’s shoulders. ]
I laughed. If my husband gave me this list and “instructed” me to do it, I’d tell him he was losing it and to do it himself.
You instructed your wife to do those things? And her response was...?
Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.
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Call? Dude. You done threw away the cell phones and don’t use the land lines.
“Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now burn firewood. Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.”
I would continue using the propane and save the firewood. It sounds that you are retired. I would consider many of your ideas but I have a business, am still making money, and need to work.
What about moving to Ecuador?
Was she supposed to have all that done by the end of the day?