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PREPARING FOR POST OBAMA ELECTION
Self | 11-08-2012 | Paratrooper82

Posted on 11/08/2012 10:42:21 AM PST by paratrooper82

Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:


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Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:

1. Close out our bank accounts, checking accounts, savings account.

2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers.

3. Destroy and toss all cell phones.

4. Take out and smash all black boxes in our vehicles. Will put on the road my 69 mustaang.

5. Cut up all credit cards and call to stop all transactions.

6. Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now burn firewood. Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.

7. Buy only the bare necessaities and pay all bills with a money order.

8. Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid TSA agents.

9. Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency.

10. Call and turn off Direct TV.

11. End all computer web services.

12. Build a gate at the end of our driveway and keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.

13. Get involved more heavily with local Tea Party to establish a third party, no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!

The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know about here!

1 posted on 11/08/2012 10:42:24 AM PST by paratrooper82
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To: paratrooper82

Don’t you think that this list is a tad overdone?


2 posted on 11/08/2012 10:44:23 AM PST by diamond6 (Pray........pray very hard!!)
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To: paratrooper82

It is really stupid to announce all this. I say chesty thumping.


3 posted on 11/08/2012 10:45:34 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (cat dog, cat dog, alone in the world is a little cat dog)
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To: paratrooper82

Good joke man. Very funny.


4 posted on 11/08/2012 10:46:14 AM PST by jjm2111
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To: diamond6

Sounds just a bit paranoid, doesn’t it? Oh well! It takes all kinds. LOL


5 posted on 11/08/2012 10:46:47 AM PST by txnativegop (Fed up with zealots)
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To: paratrooper82
The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know about here!

Good idea - don't post any more "Secret" ideas that the Gov't need not know about on a public website - especially if you've already ended all computer web services.

6 posted on 11/08/2012 10:47:25 AM PST by TomServo
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To: paratrooper82
Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:

Gee whiz...I hope you're going to pitch in. That's a heavy list to put on your wife's shoulders.

7 posted on 11/08/2012 10:47:38 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts ("The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 1)
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To: paratrooper82

Just out of curiosity. How are you going to post?


8 posted on 11/08/2012 10:47:43 AM PST by Crimson Elephant
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To: paratrooper82

I am curious as to what your wife said when you told her to do all of those things.


9 posted on 11/08/2012 10:48:20 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: paratrooper82

Good luck and God Bless you. We wouldn’t be here with a nation of people like you.


10 posted on 11/08/2012 10:48:23 AM PST by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (REPEAL OBAMACARE. Nothing else matters.)
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To: paratrooper82

I assume we can put you in the “disappointed with election results” column?


11 posted on 11/08/2012 10:49:08 AM PST by diogenes ghost
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Cut off DirectTV????

From my cold, dead hands.


12 posted on 11/08/2012 10:49:08 AM PST by Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears (We don't have an Obama problem. We have an America problem.)
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14. Post all plans on a government-monitored conservative (i.e. subversive) website.


13 posted on 11/08/2012 10:49:22 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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It won't be much of a joke when the IRS shows up and demands you turn over your checking and savings account numbers so they can steal your money for Obamacare! Read the bill, this is exactly what the Bill demands from Americans.

won't be a joke when you are charged for “carbon credits” so you can heat your home!

Won't be a joke when the UN shows up and demands your firearms under the small arms treaty Obama says he will now sign!

No one is laughing!

14 posted on 11/08/2012 10:50:26 AM PST by paratrooper82 (We have been deserted by this WH and left to fend for ourselves in Afghanistan! Both hands tied!)
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To: diamond6
" Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked. "

Get rid of the landline too, and just use pigeons to communicate.

15 posted on 11/08/2012 10:52:10 AM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Well damn! He put up the 500 cords of wood!


16 posted on 11/08/2012 10:52:14 AM PST by pingman (Step right up and place yer' bets!)
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To: diamond6

If you’re destroying all cell phones and only using landlines in an emergency then how are your friends going to call you when they need the gate unlocked?


17 posted on 11/08/2012 10:52:47 AM PST by FreedomEagleDeltaForce
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To: paratrooper82

Put down the drink and come in off the ledge. Besides, who packed you chute?


18 posted on 11/08/2012 10:53:02 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: paratrooper82

Put down the drink and come in off the ledge. Besides, who packed your chute?


19 posted on 11/08/2012 10:53:06 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: diamond6

> 11. End all computer web services.

You don’t have to do that. You can use TOR:

TOR Project: Anonymity Online

https://www.torproject.org/


20 posted on 11/08/2012 10:53:42 AM PST by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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