Posted on 11/07/2012 8:52:46 PM PST by Blue Collar Republican
Your Majesty,
We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings.
We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of “Fairness”. We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born dictator, and our freedom to worship would prevent us from becoming a corrupt, morally bankrupt society (silly us).
Little did we know that our own free press would intentionally sabotage, deceive and withhold the truth from us in order to reelect a Socialist that still holds distain for our nation and contempt for its founding principles. Nor did we believe that there would be so many citizens dependent on government handouts that they would blindly elect an unqualified charlatan, let alone reelect him.
Anyway, Your Grace, we are truly sorry and humbly sincerely beg your forgiveness. If you can find it in your heart to forgive us and take us back, we promise never to trade British oppression for Socialist tyranny again.
Your most humble servants,
The American People
This forum has many "Brit Bashers".
No doubt you'll find that out for yourself. LOL!
Shhh! No one tell him that even the right-wing party in the UK is to the left of Obama and the Democrats. We’re going to need the Anglo-American Empire of Britannia if we’re to have any chance of beating the New Carolingian Empire of United Europe, the Sino-Soviet-Indian Union, the Afro-Arabian Caliphate, and the Vampire Moon Nazi in the coming world war.
That's a tall order. One of the problems with dealing with Islam is that it is both a religious and political system, and it's very hard to get the two separated. One of the reasons many Muslims have a hard time understanding us is that they can't comprehend that the government and church are actually separate.
Mike, this is not just a reply for you (so don’t take it personally), but also the Liberals that have copied this and posted it on several of their forums; IT WAS A FREAKIN JOKE!!! Do you have to end every joke with a sideways smiley face for people to get it? What kind of person would take this seriously?
It’s bad enough that the snarky, socialist contrarians didn’t see this post as a joke, but you guys?!? I expect nothing intelligent from the left; but when my fellow freepers can’t see a farce for what it is, maybe it is time to pack it in and move to another country.
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