Posted on 10/19/2012 7:06:47 AM PDT by pickrell
Now for the first time on T.V., a product which can save your life! If you have fallen, and find yourself lying on the floor- in fact lying harder than you have ever lied before when you had the floor to yourself, a new hope is here.
Just press “Wife Alert”, and you will find the help and support you need from your loved one.
For the first time in your life, you will be proud of a country that can produce such a great product. At the push of her button, your wife with summon help with an immediate clapping of her hands. (Notice: “Clap On” and “Clap Off” are registered trademarks of Progressive Health Takeover, Inc. No rights reserved… by anyone.)
“Wife Alert”. It’s there for when moderation and moderators can’t help.
** Not sold in stores. Not sold in Red States or anywhere that voting disallows. Order now at easy payments of only $29.95 per day for the rest of your children’s lives.
Batteries not included. But seriously, what good is clapping if no one will even bother to pick you up?
I wish there was a video of your idea... would be really funny.
Thanks
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