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I just realized something: My cat is a Democrat
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Posted on 09/25/2012 2:43:49 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck

I think this has been posted before but I couldn't find it. Worth a chuckle.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; democrat; democratcat; kittyping
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My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ..........

My cat is a Democrat!!!!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitstaff and beertenders.

1 posted on 09/25/2012 2:43:54 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck
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To: West Texas Chuck
One of mine is a democrat, the other one is an anarchist, and I think he's on drugs.

/johnny

2 posted on 09/25/2012 2:48:01 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Your cat stands prepared to defend you from any attack...foreign or domestic. He’s your “Marine”. He wants to ensure no mice ruin your home. He lives in a cramped quarters situation because you force him to. He doesn’t whine much about it...because it’s the best you can offer. He’s not living like a king....but instead as a warrior. I think he’s more Republican than you think...(especially if he’s a Maine Coon).


3 posted on 09/25/2012 2:48:07 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: West Texas Chuck; Yaelle; Slings and Arrows; LucyT; All
Desn’t this same reasoning apply to all house cats and all house dogs and other pets as well?
4 posted on 09/25/2012 2:51:37 PM PDT by justiceseeker93
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To: West Texas Chuck

I’m afraid ours is a democat too - huge entitlement mentality but we love her anyway.


5 posted on 09/25/2012 2:53:16 PM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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To: West Texas Chuck
There's a reason you never hear the phrases, "military working cat," "search and rescue cat," "cat tired," or "worked like a cat."


6 posted on 09/25/2012 2:58:25 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: West Texas Chuck

OMG! You’re right. One of my girlz just jumped up on my desk, put a rear paw on my mouse hand, pressed down really hard, as if to make it clear; “I’m the boss. I won! Give me stuff!”


7 posted on 09/25/2012 2:59:19 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Given that they are the masters and we are their servants, perhaps the way things are is better than being beholden to a Conservacat.


8 posted on 09/25/2012 2:59:31 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Judging from where my dog chooses to lift his leg, he’s a republican.

He found the only fence for blocks owned by an Obama voter and made it his own.


9 posted on 09/25/2012 2:59:53 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Eat Mor Chikin!)
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To: Menehune56
I am afraid our dog might try to vote for Obama because she is black... and tan. I told her she is a brunette and not a black dog but she doesn't listen to me.
10 posted on 09/25/2012 3:00:20 PM PDT by fireman15 (Check your facts before making ignorant statements.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Yep

Dogs have masters...
Cats have staff!


11 posted on 09/25/2012 3:01:54 PM PDT by Sigurdrifta
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To: West Texas Chuck

12 posted on 09/25/2012 3:01:54 PM PDT by Daffynition (Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. ~ HLM)
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To: Joe 6-pack
Or guide cat.
13 posted on 09/25/2012 3:03:16 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

If GOD has the same design for cats to be just like dogs, then HE’ll make that happen (or would have let that happen already).

There! Someone has to say it.


14 posted on 09/25/2012 3:03:25 PM PDT by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Dudeman, you are awesome!


15 posted on 09/25/2012 3:06:17 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Dogs have masters; cats have staff.


16 posted on 09/25/2012 3:09:20 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie & stiletto heels, tied-up in his office!)
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To: West Texas Chuck

How To Give A Cat A Pill:

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cat’s head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with its head just visible from below spouse’s armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force cat’s mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill you just swallowed is not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor’s shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Get a screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Clean and bandage slashed, bloody arms and face. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Throw bloody, shredded T-shirt away and get a new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire dept to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Tie cat’s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat’s mouth open with small adjustable wrench. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Hold head vertically and pour pint of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm, and removes pill remnants from right eye. Also, be quite still for your tetanus shot before beginning your 10-day regimen of antibiotics. Stop by furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15. Arrange for vet to make a house call.


17 posted on 09/25/2012 3:10:34 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Harry Reid [PERVERT-NV] has Vickie-the-goat in lingerie & stiletto heels, tied-up in his office!)
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To: Sigurdrifta
Cats have staff!

But having staff doesn't make them Democrats, does it? (LOL!)

18 posted on 09/25/2012 3:10:42 PM PDT by justiceseeker93
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To: carriage_hill

Oh carp, I haven’t heard that in a while, thank you!


19 posted on 09/25/2012 3:12:23 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

LOL
Very good, Chuch.


20 posted on 09/25/2012 3:14:54 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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