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New Ice Cream from Baskin-Robbins
e-mail | 9/3/12 | unknown

Posted on 09/03/2012 7:39:38 PM PDT by Bride Of Old Sarge

In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road

Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.

The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all plentiful.

The cost is $92.84 per scoop...so out of a hundred dollar bill you are at least promised some CHANGE..!

When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken out of the cone and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

You are left with an almost empty wallet, staring at an empty cone and wondering what just happened. Then you realize this is what "redistribution of wealth" is all about.

Aren't you just stimulated?


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1 posted on 09/03/2012 7:39:40 PM PDT by Bride Of Old Sarge
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To: Bride Of Old Sarge
Here, Darlin' let me help with the pic:


2 posted on 09/03/2012 7:44:04 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Old Sarge

Somethin’ not quite right about that thumb.


3 posted on 09/03/2012 7:47:43 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Bride Of Old Sarge

This produced a big ol’ belly laugh! LOL


4 posted on 09/03/2012 7:50:37 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Yardstick

Can’t eat is sitting down (empty chair).


5 posted on 09/03/2012 7:50:39 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: Old Sarge

Kinda looks like a pile of......you guess...


6 posted on 09/03/2012 7:53:59 PM PDT by goodnesswins (What has happened to America?)
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To: goodnesswins
Kinda looks like a pile of......

Shi...aving cream, be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

7 posted on 09/03/2012 7:56:57 PM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: Bride Of Old Sarge

Thank goodness this is satire (I love B&R). I’m already boycotting the communist Ben & Jerry’s.


8 posted on 09/03/2012 7:57:36 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: dfwgator; Bride Of Old Sarge

:singing:

“My sister fell out of the window,
I thought that her head would be split,
But luck was with her that morning,
She fell into a barrel of Shi...aving Cream!

B enice and clean, shave every day and you’ll always be keen!”


9 posted on 09/03/2012 8:00:13 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Bride Of Old Sarge

Beautiful!


10 posted on 09/03/2012 8:03:12 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: Bride Of Old Sarge

Welcome to Free Republic, Mrs. Sarge! And thanks for the ice cream.


11 posted on 09/03/2012 8:06:24 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
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Thank you, and your welcome for the ice cream.


12 posted on 09/03/2012 8:13:16 PM PDT by Bride Of Old Sarge
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To: Old Sarge; Bride Of Old Sarge; dfwgator
"Shaving Cream" - The Fabulous Five
13 posted on 09/03/2012 8:15:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Bride Of Old Sarge

There’s a drinking song in there, someplace...


14 posted on 09/03/2012 8:30:26 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Bride Of Old Sarge

LOL. Updating this from Obama’s latest claims today—after asking yourself what just happened, you will be told how much you enjoyed your ice cream.


15 posted on 09/03/2012 8:46:05 PM PDT by Avid Coug
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To: Bride Of Old Sarge; Old Sarge

Welcome to Free Republic Bride of Old Sarge. You will enjoy the love for military folk here.


16 posted on 09/03/2012 8:51:47 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (RINO season is open. No limit. Make them extinct.)
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To: Red_Devil 232; All

You got that right .. except I wasn’t laughing about the article, I was laughing at “Old Sarge”’s tagline.

“We’re already over the precipice, we just haven’t struck the ground yet”.

Can’t explain why that was so funny .. maybe because there’s more truth in it than ..............


17 posted on 09/03/2012 8:56:54 PM PDT by CyberAnt ("America is the greatest nation on the face of the earth".)
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To: Bride Of Old Sarge

Nice!


18 posted on 09/03/2012 9:10:03 PM PDT by Tarantulas ( Illegal immigration - the trojan horse that's treated like a sacred cow)
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To: Bride Of Old Sarge

When it’s taken out of the scoop, it begins to tell you how great it is and how much worse things were before it got here.


19 posted on 09/03/2012 9:21:24 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: Bride Of Old Sarge
His old favorite flavor was "Red SlushFund."


20 posted on 09/03/2012 9:34:02 PM PDT by Slyfox
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