Both Sides Now, Rewritten by Barack Obama (Humor)

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[ExxonPatrolUs]

Fair rules, fair shakes and fair shares, and contraception everywhere
There is no need for class warfare, I've looked for votes that way
But special interests block "The Won" they climate change on everyone
So many things I would have done, but votes got in the way

I've looked at votes from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
The vote's conclusion is recalled
I really don't count votes … at all

Wall Street cash and solar deals, the dirty dancing way you feel
Your every fairy tale come real, I've looked for votes that way
But now it's just another show, love 'em, leave 'em, don't say no
If they don't care, don't let them vote, no, don't give yourself away

I've looked at votes from both sides now
Some give and take and still somehow
The vote's conclusion is recalled
I really don't count votes … at all

No I ain't too proud to pout, to say "Are you in? Are you out?"
Or occupy with circus clowns, I've looked for votes that way
But now old votes are acting strange, they've lost their hope, don't like the change
But nothing's lost when something's gained by lying every day

I've looked at votes from both sides now
From win or lose or draw somehow
The vote's conclusion is recalled
I really don't count votes … at all