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Jihadi Work Accident
Weasel Zippers ^ | 7-11-2012 | Zip, from Weasel Zippers

Posted on 07/11/2012 9:31:22 AM PDT by NFHale

Saudi-funded jihadists from the Ahwaz Brigade fighting under the Free Syrian Army banner...and they have a work-related accident.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: detonate; jihadis; religionofpeace Comment #1 Removed by Moderator

To: NFHale; sickoflibs; Gilbo_3; stephenjohnbanker; DoughtyOne; GOPsterinMA; Impy; mkjessup; ...

Ping!!!


2 posted on 07/11/2012 9:33:12 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale

Damn posting rookie that I am...forgot the link!!!!

http://weaselzippers.us/2012/07/11/jihadi-work-accident-caught-on-tape-syrian-jihadists-accidentally-blow-themselves-up-while-taping-tribute-to-suicide-bomber/


3 posted on 07/11/2012 9:34:18 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale

ROTFLMAO!!!


4 posted on 07/11/2012 9:36:51 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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No, Abdul. I said go blow youe nose !


5 posted on 07/11/2012 9:40:49 AM PDT by llevrok (2012 : Elect Adults)
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To: NFHale

I laughed really out loud when I saw that earlier today. Folks at work wondered what was so funny.


6 posted on 07/11/2012 9:43:12 AM PDT by TheRhinelander
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To: TheRhinelander; Vendome; llevrok

I had to clean bits of cheesesteak and coca-cola off my monitor...it just blew outta me...

That’s as good as the assh*le with the mortar tube, mouthing “allah snackbar” like he’s having an orgasm or something, and one of the rounds detonates in the tube. Was making the rounds a few years ago.

Always good to see the stupid animals taking themselves out.


7 posted on 07/11/2012 9:48:09 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale

Sounded like someone mid video told them to shut the [censored] up.
I can just see neighborman launching an RPG into the wall while screaming, “Turn down your music you rotten kids!”


8 posted on 07/11/2012 9:48:18 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Either that, or one of them farted, and the other lit a hasish bong at that exact moment...

Methane and flame, you know...not a good combo...blows yer shemagh right off!!!!


9 posted on 07/11/2012 9:50:32 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: Vendome
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10 posted on 07/11/2012 9:51:55 AM PDT by Hang'emAll (Ride to the sound of the guns!)
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To: NFHale

That’s just part of the Jihadi space program. They just put three more on the moon and four on the vacant lot across the street.


11 posted on 07/11/2012 9:52:42 AM PDT by oyez ( .Apparently The U.S. CONSTITUTION has been reduced to the consistency of quicksand.)
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To: NFHale

That one is going to be a classic. WeazelZippers rules.


12 posted on 07/11/2012 9:54:16 AM PDT by BillyBonebrake
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To: NFHale

And then the survivors all scramble to the door.
Guess they didn’t wanna be martyrs after all.
*chuckle*


13 posted on 07/11/2012 9:55:36 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: oyez

Feel good clip of the day!!!!

Jeff Dunham can use this in his Achmed the Dead Terrorist skits...


14 posted on 07/11/2012 9:56:28 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale; All

Cocaine!!!


15 posted on 07/11/2012 10:21:17 AM PDT by GOPsterinMA (The Glove don't fit.)
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To: NFHale

Thanks


16 posted on 07/11/2012 1:25:09 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

You’re quite welcome, my friend!!!

Made my day, for sure!


17 posted on 07/11/2012 1:31:27 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale

Not to worry. I’m sure Øbama will send some OSHA people over to help them remediate workplace accidents. Nothing’s too good for a fellow Muslim brother.


18 posted on 07/11/2012 1:52:49 PM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: AFreeBird

“...remediate workplace accidents....”

Wonder if “remediate” includes picking Achmed’s (and Mohammed’s, and Muhamed’s, and Mehmet’s, and Phlegmhamed’s) body parts off the walls...?

So far, this is my favorite vid of the week...


19 posted on 07/11/2012 2:02:43 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: AFreeBird

“...remediate workplace accidents....”

Wonder if “remediate” includes picking Achmed’s (and Mohammed’s, and Muhamed’s, and Mehmet’s, and Phlegmhamed’s) body parts off the walls...?

So far, this is my favorite vid of the week...


20 posted on 07/11/2012 2:09:19 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale

“Allah Snackbar! Everybody out!”... WTF was that supposed to mean?! LOL! Too FUNNY! :-) Hilarious! :-)


21 posted on 07/11/2012 7:01:34 PM PDT by hiredhand
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To: hiredhand

I believe it meant: “Icqbal!!! You dumb cameljockey!!! Don’t Light that YET!!!!”


22 posted on 07/12/2012 8:35:51 AM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale

Either way, it was hilarious! LOL! ;-)


23 posted on 07/12/2012 9:33:46 AM PDT by hiredhand
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To: NFHale

I know it is sick and unChristian, but I love these...
I hope the Lord forgives me.


24 posted on 07/12/2012 9:48:25 AM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: Little Ray

“...I know it is sick and unChristian,...”

It isn’t “sick” from our perspective. THEY’RE sick. Frigging insane, actually.

UnChristian? Hey...I’m a work in progress.

And yeah...it’s ALWAYS funny to me when these morons blow themselves up - and NOT kill innocent people.


25 posted on 07/12/2012 12:47:02 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale

Just going by what my wife tells me - she says that laughing and snickering at people being killed is sick. (Apparently, “they needed killing” and that their deaths improve the gene pool are not a valid defenses.) And I have to trust her moral compass more than mine.

Of course that just means that I only to go Weasel Zippers when she’s not around...


26 posted on 07/12/2012 1:13:29 PM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: Little Ray

“...Just going by what my wife tells me ...”

You know, I can understand that. Women “civilize” men. Without them, we generally revert to our more brutish nature.

But...they generally fail to realize that evil people can and will do evil things with NO explanation, and they need to be put down like rabid animals at times. And when those same evil idiots happen to take themselves out in the process without hurting innocent folks, well, as MEN, WE celebrate that. And boldly so.

Because we realize what these selfsame assh*les are capable of, and what they’d likely have done with that bomb they were playing with (or whatever).

We’re different than the women. We’re not the same, no matter how the lefty big mouth fem libs wail, bitch, and caterwaul.

So...the wife can have “the moral compass”...no big deal; they’re all about “feelings” and emotions anyway, and if it makes them “feel better”, fine, good, great...you’ll still be there to protect her and the family at the end of the day, and do the necessary things to keep them safe and secure. It’s our job. And they never even realize it.

We keep the horrors away from those we love, as much as is humanly possible, so they can live relatively free of fear.

I kinda think that’s as it should be, too...


27 posted on 07/12/2012 2:48:58 PM PDT by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale

Yep. Take out trash and clean up the mess. The women don’t need to know.


28 posted on 07/12/2012 3:21:18 PM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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