Posted on 05/23/2012 9:59:44 AM PDT by ColdOne
bwahahaha!
LOL!
Joe Biden, a parrot and a zebra walk into a bar.
Joe forgot to open the door again.
“Dude! Personal space!”
Hubby predicted that there would be a lot of “A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar...” joke beginnings.
A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.
The bakkeep asks the parrot: “What``ll you have?”
The parrot says, “ A Grasshopper!”
The barkeep asks the man, “What`ll you have?”
“I`ll have a screwdriver.”
The barkeep asks the zebra, “What`ll you have?”
The Zebra says “I`ll have a Shirley Temple coz i`m driving the Mustang.”
A man, a parrot amd a zebra walk into a bar.
The barkeep asks the parrot, What`ll you have? “ The parrot says “A Harveywallbanger!”
The barkeep asks the man what`ll you have?
“I `ll just have a coke coz i have to stay sober and keep my eye on the zebra coz he keeps to trying run away from home and join the circus.”
Good call.
those are both funny.
This sort of thing is all too common these days.
Kerry walks into a bar. He says hello to the bartender, sits down, orders a scotch, and starts drinking.
Ten minutes later, a horse walks into the bar, orders a scotch and soda, and sits down next to Kerry.
The horse turns to Kerry and says,
“Hey, fella? Why the long face?”
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...and the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”
"It was then I realized that I no longer had control of my life."
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.
“Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman, “fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!”
“In me pub in London,” says the Englishman,”I pay fer two pint’s o’ Guiness and they give me a third one free!”
“That’s nuthin’” says the Irishman, “Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free — and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!”
“Is that true?” asks the Scotsman. “Has that really happened to you?”
“Well, no,” says the Irishman, “but it happens to me sister all the time!”
A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
Now that is funny right there I don’t care who you are!
I am glad I posted this, I have been laughing all morning!
Yes if you promise not to poke me in the eye.
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