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Man arrested in drunken driving stunt after taking zebra, parrot on a trip to a bar
foxnews.com ^ | 5/23/12 | AP

Posted on 05/23/2012 9:59:44 AM PDT by ColdOne

DUBUQUE, Iowa – An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving.

KCRG-TV reports officers arrested 56-year-old Jerald Reiter of Cascade on Sunday in the parking lot of the Dog House bar, where people had been taking photos of the animals.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Society
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With a headline like this, I just HAD to post...;)
1 posted on 05/23/2012 9:59:52 AM PDT by ColdOne
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To: Slings and Arrows

of interest? ping


2 posted on 05/23/2012 10:01:00 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne

A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.....


3 posted on 05/23/2012 10:03:07 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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To: ColdOne

A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.....


4 posted on 05/23/2012 10:03:46 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: NRA1995

You have to take the Orangutan. At least you can always say he was driving.


5 posted on 05/23/2012 10:04:47 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: ColdOne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
You had me at zebra.


6 posted on 05/23/2012 10:04:57 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: NRA1995

You have to take the Orangutan. At least you can always say he was driving.


7 posted on 05/23/2012 10:05:06 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: NRA1995

Great minds think alike.


8 posted on 05/23/2012 10:05:25 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: ColdOne
Obama walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.

Bartender asks "Where did you get those?"

Parrot responds - "Kenya!"

9 posted on 05/23/2012 10:05:45 AM PDT by red-dawg
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To: ColdOne

That is going to make a great drunkalog at some future AA meeting!


10 posted on 05/23/2012 10:07:07 AM PDT by Reo (the 4th Estate is a 5th Column)
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To: GreenHornet

Well, I was thinking of the same joke - does that count?


11 posted on 05/23/2012 10:07:55 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: red-dawg

Joe Biden, a parrot and a zebra enter the bar. The bartender says, “Get that damned thing outta here!”. The parrot replies, “OK, but can the zebra stay? He’s housebroken.”


12 posted on 05/23/2012 10:11:45 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: ColdOne; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

A man with a parrot on his a rides into a bar on a drunken zebra...


13 posted on 05/23/2012 10:13:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
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To: Slings and Arrows
You had me at zebra. I have to admit that is where it got me as well!!!!!!!
14 posted on 05/23/2012 10:13:24 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne
Driving with the head out the window screams DUI.


15 posted on 05/23/2012 10:19:17 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: TexasRepublic
Well, I was thinking of the same joke - does that count?

Absolutely!

16 posted on 05/23/2012 10:25:12 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Slings and Arrows

“so a many takes a zebra and a parrot into a bar.....”

I am waiting for the punchline.


17 posted on 05/23/2012 10:26:08 AM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: GreenHornet

A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.
The bartender says: “Sorry, the black and white one has to go.”
The parrot says:”Sorry, Obama. You’ll have to wait in the car!”


18 posted on 05/23/2012 10:37:57 AM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: Morgana

“You have the right to remain silent...”


19 posted on 05/23/2012 10:40:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ColdOne

A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.

They order round after round. The zebra passes out and falls to the floor. The man picks up his parrot and starts to leave.

The bartender yells, “Hey! You there! You can’t leave that lyin’ on the floor!”

The parrot says, “That ain’t no lion. That’s a zebra.”


20 posted on 05/23/2012 10:44:30 AM PDT by Kirkwood (It's not a lie. It's a composite.)
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