Man arrested in drunken driving stunt after taking zebra, parrot on a trip to a bar

foxnews.com ^ | 5/23/12 | AP

[ColdOne]

DUBUQUE, Iowa – An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving.

KCRG-TV reports officers arrested 56-year-old Jerald Reiter of Cascade on Sunday in the parking lot of the Dog House bar, where people had been taking photos of the animals.

[ColdOne]

With a headline like this, I just HAD to post...;)

[ColdOne]

of interest? ping

[NRA1995]

A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.....

[GreenHornet]

A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.....

[massgopguy]

You have to take the Orangutan. At least you can always say he was driving.

[Slings and Arrows]

You had me at zebra.

[massgopguy]

You have to take the Orangutan. At least you can always say he was driving.

[GreenHornet]

Great minds think alike.

[red-dawg]

Obama walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.

Bartender asks "Where did you get those?"

Parrot responds - "Kenya!"

[Reo]

That is going to make a great drunkalog at some future AA meeting!

[TexasRepublic]

Well, I was thinking of the same joke - does that count?

[TexasRepublic]

Joe Biden, a parrot and a zebra enter the bar. The bartender says, “Get that damned thing outta here!”. The parrot replies, “OK, but can the zebra stay? He’s housebroken.”

[a fool in paradise]

A man with a parrot on his a rides into a bar on a drunken zebra...

[ColdOne]

You had me at zebra. I have to admit that is where it got me as well!!!!!!!

[skeeter]

Driving with the head out the window screams DUI.

[GreenHornet]

Well, I was thinking of the same joke - does that count?

Absolutely!

[Morgana]

“so a many takes a zebra and a parrot into a bar.....”

I am waiting for the punchline.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.
The bartender says: “Sorry, the black and white one has to go.”
The parrot says:”Sorry, Obama. You’ll have to wait in the car!”

[Slings and Arrows]

“You have the right to remain silent...”

[Kirkwood]

A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.

They order round after round. The zebra passes out and falls to the floor. The man picks up his parrot and starts to leave.

The bartender yells, “Hey! You there! You can’t leave that lyin’ on the floor!”

The parrot says, “That ain’t no lion. That’s a zebra.”

[Lady Jag]

And Mr. Giraffe helped them find the parrot.

[ColdOne]

bwahahaha!

[ColdOne]

LOL!

[vwbug]

Joe Biden, a parrot and a zebra walk into a bar.
Joe forgot to open the door again.

[Slings and Arrows]

“Dude! Personal space!”

[TheOldLady]

Hubby predicted that there would be a lot of “A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar...” joke beginnings.

[bunkerhill7]

A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.
The bakkeep asks the parrot: “What``ll you have?”
The parrot says, “ A Grasshopper!”

The barkeep asks the man, “What`ll you have?”

“I`ll have a screwdriver.”

The barkeep asks the zebra, “What`ll you have?”
The Zebra says “I`ll have a Shirley Temple coz i`m driving the Mustang.”

[bunkerhill7]

A man, a parrot amd a zebra walk into a bar.

The barkeep asks the parrot, What`ll you have? “ The parrot says “A Harveywallbanger!”
The barkeep asks the man what`ll you have?
“I `ll just have a coke coz i have to stay sober and keep my eye on the zebra coz he keeps to trying run away from home and join the circus.”

[Slings and Arrows]

Good call.

[ColdOne]

those are both funny.

[Flashman_at_the_charge]

This sort of thing is all too common these days.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Kerry walks into a bar. He says hello to the bartender, sits down, orders a scotch, and starts drinking.

Ten minutes later, a horse walks into the bar, orders a scotch and soda, and sits down next to Kerry.

The horse turns to Kerry and says,

“Hey, fella? Why the long face?”

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[Erasmus]

...and the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”

[Revolting cat!]

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.

[Lurker]

An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving.

"It was then I realized that I no longer had control of my life."

[Revolting cat!]

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.

“Back in me pub in Glasgow,” brags the Scotsman, “fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!”

“In me pub in London,” says the Englishman,”I pay fer two pint’s o’ Guiness and they give me a third one free!”

“That’s nuthin’” says the Irishman, “Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free — and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!”

“Is that true?” asks the Scotsman. “Has that really happened to you?”

“Well, no,” says the Irishman, “but it happens to me sister all the time!”

[Revolting cat!]

A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.

[ColdOne]

Now that is funny right there I don’t care who you are!

[ColdOne]

I am glad I posted this, I have been laughing all morning!

[wordsofearnest]

Yes if you promise not to poke me in the eye.

[JRios1968]

Yes if you promise not to poke me in the eye.

[a fool in paradise]

A shortsighted man walks into a bard...

[a fool in paradise]

What did the vampire say to the giraffe?
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I’d like to get to gnaw you.

[21twelve]

I forget where I heard it, but I always liked the “That’s what she said. Now she can’t button her coat.”

[golux]

Funny, I was in San Jose once, in a bar. And who walked in but Barack Hussein Obama... With a parrot on his shoulder!

Bartender took one look at ‘em and said:

“where the heck did you get THAT?”