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Picture at link. Sweet Merciful Cthulhu, you've been warned.
1 posted on 04/30/2012 9:37:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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"He's going to be very popular."


2 posted on 04/30/2012 9:38:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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He Shou Wu

He certainly does!

3 posted on 04/30/2012 9:41:20 PM PDT by Ken H (Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
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It's just a root.

5 posted on 04/30/2012 9:46:54 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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Interesting vegetable - but don’t understand the “overgrown appendage” bit. The ears maybe? ;)


7 posted on 04/30/2012 9:49:53 PM PDT by 21twelve
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...Lu Chen believes the obscene shaping of the root is a sign his farm will produce a good harvest next year.
Either that or he's really screwed.
8 posted on 04/30/2012 9:50:25 PM PDT by Bob
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Has that tuber been riding on a BMW motorcycle?
12 posted on 04/30/2012 10:51:53 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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Welsh gardener Sue Smith recently unearthed two cuddling carrots in her allotment and has decided to display the 'in love' carrots in her kitchen, rather than eating the lovebirds.

The Brits sure grow some dirty vegetables over there.


13 posted on 04/30/2012 11:04:26 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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Occasionally crazy people and some businesses (usually hotels looking for some novelty gismo) will buy things like “grilled cheese Jesus” and “Lincoln peanut”. If that farmer were smart he’d look to do the same and make himself a tidy sum.


17 posted on 04/30/2012 11:50:52 PM PDT by Dragonspirit (Always remember President Token won only by defecting on his CFR pledge.)
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I have a suspicion that the root was grown on a mold much like the square watermelons the Japanese farmers incorporate.


21 posted on 05/01/2012 1:56:31 AM PDT by ResponseAbility (Islam...Imperialism in a turban.)
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My dad raised ginseng in the 50’s and sold it to Korea, China, whatever, because it came out of the ground looking like a human. They paid well, back then, especially for the real obscene ones. I think this is the same thing.


23 posted on 05/01/2012 3:30:30 AM PDT by Safetgiver (The predator class is upset because they are being shot.)
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"Mine's bigger than that..."

26 posted on 05/01/2012 4:12:40 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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Now there’s something you can hang your hat on!


29 posted on 05/01/2012 6:45:06 AM PDT by wyokostur
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