Picture at link. Sweet Merciful Cthulhu, you've been warned.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"He's going to be very popular."
2 posted on
04/30/2012 9:38:35 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
He Shou Wu He certainly does!
3 posted on
04/30/2012 9:41:20 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
To: Slings and Arrows
It's just a root.
5 posted on
04/30/2012 9:46:54 PM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Interesting vegetable - but don’t understand the “overgrown appendage” bit. The ears maybe? ;)
7 posted on
04/30/2012 9:49:53 PM PDT by
21twelve
To: Slings and Arrows
...Lu Chen believes the obscene shaping of the root is a sign his farm will produce a good harvest next year.
Either that or he's really
screwed.
8 posted on
04/30/2012 9:50:25 PM PDT by
Bob
To: Slings and Arrows
12 posted on
04/30/2012 10:51:53 PM PDT by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Welsh gardener Sue Smith recently unearthed two cuddling carrots in her allotment and has decided to display the 'in love' carrots in her kitchen, rather than eating the lovebirds.
The Brits sure grow some dirty vegetables over there.
13 posted on
04/30/2012 11:04:26 PM PDT by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Occasionally crazy people and some businesses (usually hotels looking for some novelty gismo) will buy things like “grilled cheese Jesus” and “Lincoln peanut”. If that farmer were smart he’d look to do the same and make himself a tidy sum.
17 posted on
04/30/2012 11:50:52 PM PDT by
Dragonspirit
(Always remember President Token won only by defecting on his CFR pledge.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I have a suspicion that the root was grown on a mold much like the square watermelons the Japanese farmers incorporate.
21 posted on
05/01/2012 1:56:31 AM PDT by
ResponseAbility
(Islam...Imperialism in a turban.)
To: Slings and Arrows
My dad raised ginseng in the 50’s and sold it to Korea, China, whatever, because it came out of the ground looking like a human. They paid well, back then, especially for the real obscene ones. I think this is the same thing.
23 posted on
05/01/2012 3:30:30 AM PDT by
Safetgiver
(The predator class is upset because they are being shot.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Mine's bigger than that..."
26 posted on
05/01/2012 4:12:40 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Slings and Arrows
Now there’s something you can hang your hat on!
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