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Attention FReeperettes: Welcome to 2012 Bacon Queen contest!
DesmoinesRegister ^ | 02.02.2012 | staff reporter

Posted on 02/02/2012 12:09:45 AM PST by Daffynition

The Feb. 18 Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival, as we all know, is sold out. But if you reeeeeaalllllyy want tickets to the event, we’ve got a few to give away as part of the Bacon Festival’s Bacon Queen pageant.

Upload a fun Bacon Queen-worthy photo, and answer the short questionnaire by 11:59 p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 8. Then, beginning 8 a.m. Thursday, Feb. 9, we’ll let readers vote for the ladies they deem worthy of the title.

(Excerpt) Read more at desmoinesregister.upickem.net ...


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1 posted on 02/02/2012 12:09:49 AM PST by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition
BACON!


2 posted on 02/02/2012 12:16:05 AM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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3 posted on 02/02/2012 12:29:38 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.~Admiral Yamamoto)
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To: Daffynition

The two chicks who were bacon queens last year are sizzling.


4 posted on 02/02/2012 12:33:35 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Daffynition

An armpit tattoo? That hadda HURT! Well, we know she must like to get blitzed!


5 posted on 02/02/2012 12:47:01 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Daffynition

The empress of Blandings...

6 posted on 02/02/2012 12:57:24 AM PST by Cronos (Party like it's 12 20, 2012)
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To: Daffynition

Is the contest open to muslim women too? Just askin’...


7 posted on 02/02/2012 1:04:45 AM PST by FrankR (You are only enslaved to the extent of the entitlements you receive.)
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To: Daffynition

Ain’t nothin better than bacon!

The smell, the taste....oh that heavenly thick musky aroma!


8 posted on 02/02/2012 1:45:00 AM PST by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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9 posted on 02/02/2012 3:22:13 AM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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10 posted on 02/02/2012 3:23:12 AM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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11 posted on 02/02/2012 3:24:42 AM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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12 posted on 02/02/2012 3:25:37 AM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: FrankR
Post-Ramadan....should be fine.


13 posted on 02/02/2012 3:27:31 AM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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14 posted on 02/02/2012 3:29:34 AM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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15 posted on 02/02/2012 3:33:29 AM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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LOL, only Canadians might think a dorky white Urkel would be a good spokesman. “Did I grill thaat?” Why is he wearing earphones?


16 posted on 02/02/2012 3:35:20 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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Speaking of Urkel...who is *unelectable*....


17 posted on 02/02/2012 3:42:48 AM PST by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Hmmmm...poach an egg, top with crumbled croutons, and you have a Diet Coke with bacon float! It’s a bacon, egg, and toast breakfast in one convenient glass!


18 posted on 02/02/2012 3:52:15 AM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: Daffynition
I must admit, I didn't read the whole title while skimming the page:

I saw the words bacon queen and was expecting a Barney Frank article.

19 posted on 02/02/2012 3:52:51 AM PST by RobertClark ("Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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Wear these to the airport for extra special attention from TSA.

20 posted on 02/02/2012 3:55:26 AM PST by Mycroft Holmes (Returned for regrooving...)
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