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If You Spot Bigfoot, Should You Shoot Him?
Life's Little Mysteries ^ | 20 January 2012 | Benjamin Radford

Posted on 01/24/2012 9:27:44 PM PST by DogByte6RER

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To: DogByte6RER
If You Spot Bigfoot, Should You Shoot Him?

Bad idea! She'll likely be surrounded by secret service agents......

41 posted on 01/25/2012 2:59:52 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (The only solution to this primary is a shoot out! Last person standing picks the candidate)
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There should probably be some regulations in place before these things start showing up at sausage processors around the country. I’m thinking they should be hunted like Leopards; over bait at close range with a 12 gauge shotgun and buckshot. A .308 at 150 yards hardly seem sporting. Then again perhaps killing them isn’t the way to go. Tranquilize them and get a good breeding stock. We could teach them to smoke and wear funny hats then harvest their organs for our use. I’d like a Bigfoot jacket myself. Heck you wouldn’t even have to do any sewing it if you did a good job with the skinning...a couple cuts around the hands, one around the neck, open the front and just peel off your stylish new jacket. You could use some finger bones as buttons. Tre Chic!


42 posted on 01/25/2012 3:49:54 AM PST by 762X51
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Ah, he’ll just vote Democrat.


43 posted on 01/25/2012 6:02:24 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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44 posted on 01/25/2012 6:03:44 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Markos33

LOL

Liked this one better. Hell, they’re all funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eotb8Dc6CBA&feature=related


45 posted on 01/25/2012 8:56:19 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ha!

Not MY Bigfoot!


46 posted on 01/25/2012 11:50:14 PM PST by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork.)
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To: DogByte6RER
When will this bull end?


47 posted on 01/26/2012 1:29:05 AM PST by Daffynition (When I was a chiId was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it)
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To: DogByte6RER

Ain’t seen no Bigfeet ‘round heah since I got muh first gun. Not that that means anything.

[shifty eyes]

Whut’s whut... oh, that?

Why, that there’s a Bigfoot carcass. Git ‘im just this mornin!

[gulp]

Lookit here, the mean bastid swallered him a man whole right afore I kiltim.


48 posted on 01/26/2012 8:45:11 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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