Demi Moore to divorce Ashton Kutcher

AP ^ | 11/17/11 | SANDY COHEN

[Rinnwald]

I think I’ll stalk you for awhile

Great!

Now I have performance anxiety.

[Spunky]

"Moore, 49, and Kutcher, 33,.."

He acts like a thirteen year old, and Demi was an idiot for marring him.

[GOP Poet]

Now I have performance anxiety.

lol. I hear ya. I would too.

So now I can add to your list of talents refreshing honesty--raw connecting trumping brevity and wit .

I admit though I am a sucker for a well carved, slivered satiric delivery. No pressure though. ;-D. I can tell you're a natural.

[Impy]

I hope he didn’t give her VD.

[GOPsterinMA]

ASSton peaked as Kelso...’nuff said.

[Fightin Whitey]

LOL

Haulin’ old Shel Silverstein out of the silvery past!

Who’d a-thunk it?

Thanks for the laugh of the morning.

[Impy]

He peaked when his dad’s DNA fertilized his mom’s egg.

[GOPsterinMA]

Good call. I think the Kelso character was based on ASSton and not the other way around.