Demi Moore to divorce Ashton Kutcher

AP ^ | 11/17/11 | SANDY COHEN

[Doogle]

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Demi Moore is ending her marriage to fellow actor Ashton Kutcher, she told The Associated Press Thursday.

Moore, 49, and Kutcher, 33, were wed in September 2005.

The couple's relationship became tabloid fodder in recent months as rumors swirled about Kutcher's alleged infidelity.

"It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton.

[Doogle]

.....yada yada yada.....*yawn*

[dfwgator]

Thanks for ruining my day...I don’t know how I can possibly cope now after hearing this.

[colorado tanker]

Maybe Ashton Kutcher really is channeling Charlie Harper.

[chrisser]

I’m shocked.

If they can’t make it, there’s little hope for the rest of us.

(Do I really need to label the sarcasm?)

[iowamark]

It is so sad to see a mother and child break up!

[Joe 6-pack]

[RetiredArmy]

Me too. I am going to my room and just . . . just cry my eyes out. I am totally, just totally devastated.

[Stevenc131]

Maybe Ashton didn’t measure up to WJC, so to speak.

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Wait... so who get’s custody of Ashton? Demi or Bruce?

[BitWielder1]

Six celebrity years, isn't that like 42 human years?

[cripplecreek]

Well back to the suicide hotline for me.

Thanks a bunch.

[Doogle]

:)..your welcome

[lormand]

I did not see that coming. /s

[Revolting cat!]

I don't want no bald headed woman,
She too mean, Lord, Lordy well she too mean
I don't want no bald headed woman,
She too mean, Lord, Lordy well she too mean

[Boardwalk]

You have been a very bad boy! Now get to my room!

[rockvillem]

Yeah, this sure helps put stuff like the creeping fascism of Obamanation into perspective. I find it hard to really care about brownshirts if there is no hope for unrequited love like that of Demi and Ashton. What a sad day.

[DJ MacWoW]

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[JimRed]

don't want no bald headed woman, She too mean, Lord, Lordy well she too mean I don't want no bald headed woman, She too mean, Lord, Lordy well she too mean

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[GOP Poet]

Kind thought when Ashton became a perpetually naked character on television his marriage was already over.

[Paved Paradise]

LOL! Exactly. She should have stayed with Bruce. Meanwhile, I don’t even get the Ashton thing. Just meh.