Demi Moore to divorce Ashton Kutcher

AP ^ | 11/17/11 | SANDY COHEN

[traderrob6]

I’m thinking about putting a bullet in my brain.

[Rinnwald]

I’m thinking about putting a bullet in my brain.

Don't do it, dude. Ashton would want you to go on. Read two People magazines and you'll feel better in the morning.

[traderrob6]

Thanks man, I feel better already.

[ml/nj]

And FReepers should care about this because?

ML/NJ

[Rinnwald]

I’ve been there, man. When Bennifer went south, I wanted to jump in a wood chipper.

[Doogle]

thus the yawn

[bmwcyle]

They had so much in common. /sarcasm

[Talisker]

They had so much in common. /sarcasm

Why sarcasm? They did.

[dfwgator]

Why sarcasm? They did.

As The Eagles sang, "They had one thing in common...."

[Retired Greyhound]

I congratulate them on their long Hollywood marriage.

They exceeded my expectations ten-fold.

[iowamark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

“”If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.

Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she’s ugly.
Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.””

[StormEye]

"Demi Moore is ending her marriage to fellow actor Ashton Kutcher, she told The Associated Press Thursday.

"What astonishing news!"
"Weet Weet!"

[traderrob6]

Oh brother, don’t get me started.

[GOP Poet]

Hilarious! I think I’ll stalk you for awhile :-D. lol.

[patriot08]

Ashton is ugly. I just don’t get his appeal.

[A CA Guy]

He’s going to want to have children and she was too old to do that. Doomed from the start IMO.

Plus these are Hollywood types and they are insane.

[ToxicMich]

I heard whe was dating Justin Bieber..

[ToxicMich]

I meant “she”.... weeeee....

[A CA Guy]

Her career was also dying and this divorce could give her more steam with depressed women who like to watch all the interview shows all day long.
She should make the cover of lots of women’s magazines for this as well.

A career move, the divorce.

[Doogle]