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Former Oklahoma judge will lose most of pension [penis pump judge]
NewsOK ^ | October 25, 2011 | MICHAEL MCNUTT

Posted on 11/12/2011 8:50:51 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

A former Creek County judge convicted of exposing himself by using a sexual device while on the bench will lose his judicial retirement pay, the state Supreme Court ruled Tuesday.

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Thompson served about 20 months in prison after being found guilty in 2006 of four felony counts for his use of a penis pump while presiding over trials.

(Excerpt) Read more at newsok.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aintmybagbaby; creekcounty; judge; napl; oklahoma; penispump; pump
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Very appropriate author.
1 posted on 11/12/2011 8:50:55 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
He got the shaft.


2 posted on 11/12/2011 8:51:39 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That will make him a little nuts.


3 posted on 11/12/2011 8:52:31 PM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: Enterprise

Isn’t that how the whole problem started?


4 posted on 11/12/2011 8:53:11 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Did this judge graduate from Penn State?


5 posted on 11/12/2011 8:53:13 PM PST by MichaelCorleone (Doesn't anyone love liberty anymore?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A rather stiff penalty, though...

6 posted on 11/12/2011 8:54:45 PM PST by null and void (MSGT Dean Hopkins USMC (ret) WWII-Korea-Vietnam 11/9/1925-10/22/2011 My hero, my Dad)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Look, it’s all an understandable mistake. The Judge got the Penal System mixed up with the Penile System. Could happen to anyone.


7 posted on 11/12/2011 8:54:48 PM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: MichaelCorleone
Well, it sure wasn't Beaver College.
8 posted on 11/12/2011 8:55:33 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Bailiff, whack his... penis pump!"

I'd like to know more about the details of how he was found out, how it went down.

In a manner of speaking, of course.

9 posted on 11/12/2011 8:55:36 PM PST by Steely Tom (Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
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"...found guilty in 2006 of four felony counts for his use of a penis pump while presiding over trials."

So...um.....just....wondering what the specific charges were.

"Pumping whilst judging"?

"Whacking and yacking"?

"Getting off while getting perps off"?

"Invoking a whole new meaning to "Here comes da judge!""?

"Semi-indecent exposure behind the bench"?

Just askin'....

10 posted on 11/12/2011 8:56:56 PM PST by RightOnline
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To: Enterprise

Where he went it’s pretty much the same thing.


11 posted on 11/12/2011 8:57:23 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: RightOnline

“Assault with a dead weapon.”


12 posted on 11/12/2011 8:58:20 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Ewwwwwww!!


13 posted on 11/12/2011 9:08:30 PM PST by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (Straight and proud.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He went limp when the verdict was read.


14 posted on 11/12/2011 9:10:46 PM PST by Lando Lincoln (But that's just me.)
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To: Allegra; CSM; dayglored; Dutchgirl; Eaker; GQuagmire; IYAS9YAS; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; ...
♀☹☠☣☢★☆
MANGLED
GENITALS
PING

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"Yes, counsel, let me just refer you to the Penile Code..."

15 posted on 11/12/2011 9:15:33 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Steely Tom

https://www.google.com/search?q=penis+pump+judge+site%3Afreerepublic.com&hl=en&num=10&lr=&ft=i&cr=&safe=off


16 posted on 11/12/2011 9:26:24 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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This verdict is going to bring him down.


17 posted on 11/12/2011 9:29:39 PM PST by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Another up and coming politician brought down by a low blow.


18 posted on 11/12/2011 9:36:27 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
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To: Steely Tom

Hey, good Firesign Theater reference.


19 posted on 11/12/2011 9:44:07 PM PST by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Did the judge buy his equipment at pervsRus?


20 posted on 11/12/2011 9:45:43 PM PST by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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