Posted on 08/22/2011 1:55:10 PM PDT by TheDailyChange
Why take the infidel by force when you can invent a great tasting soft-drink, market it to the American male and make him impotent?
This is known as Humane Jihad and does not bode well for America going forward.
Humane Jihad: That’s when the A-Rabb puts a hook over the head of the victim just before the beheading, right?
So, how do they get this impotence causing soft drink to be drunk only by non-Muslims and get the word to the Muslims not to drink it without anyone knowing?
What about the Mormons who don’t drink soft drinks?
What about health nuts? How about the law of unintended consequences? Evolution, only the healthiest aren’t impacted because they don’t drink soft drinks, thus evolving stronger future generations?
What about Wal Mart knock-off drinks? Will the poor be saved because they drink the cheap version?
Does alcohol counter act the effects of the soft drink?
What about if I wear a tin-foil hat? Would that help?
>>Why take the infidel by force when you can invent a great tasting soft-drink, market it to the American male and make him impotent?
If they can put it in malt liquor, then I say do it!
Regards,
GtG
Don't panic I hear that rum counteracts the effect.
Does the version of the soft drink made in Mexico with real cane sugar versus high fructose corn sirup have the opposite effect and act like Viagra?
Ping for your extensive scientific knowledge.
Probably one of the funniest threads I've ever read on FR.
Did you forget to add "humor" as a topic or are you serious? If so, you are a nut.
You KNOW the answer to that is at least a generation away.
Fine.
I'll bill you when I have an answer.
Limbaugh's tea is pretty good, by the way...
If you eat an In-n-Out cheeseburger with the mystery soft drink the nasty side effects won't happen.
If they can put it in malt liquor, then I say do it!
Wouldn't mixing an impotence causing drink with malt liquor be rather redundant?
Never happen.
They can only modify things to make them explode.
Look up “beer goggles”.
My belief was that over-consumption of alcohol could increase the desire, but not the ability.
If a man is conscious, he is functional. He might not be real good, but he can get the (impregnating) job done.
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