Posted on 07/26/2011 7:04:26 PM PDT by Winstons Julia
Liberals have me ready to smash a marshmallow in anger, so I need to argue fruitlessly about trivial things. Perhaps I like my philodendron better than my spider plant and MAYBE cheesecake is preferable to chocolate.
I will close my blinds and await the onslaught. Take it easy on me. But not too easy.
Coke is better than Pepsi.
D*** YOU! I AGREE!
Cheesecake has no redeeming properties. Chocolate, on the other hand, is full of antioxidants. The key is never having sweet chocolate. No sugar at all, 100% pure. :->
Chocolate without sugar is like New Orleans without jazz.
Cheesecake has calcium.
I think you are just a shill for the chocolate cartel!
If two plus two equals four, does to plus to equal for?
I often sing “Amazing Grace” to the theme of Gilligan’s Island, but it seems some folks don’t care for old comedy shows.
Did you know Winston Smith’s gal pal Julia had no last name?
And I picked my nose once and it bleeded.
u would think so.
How dare you presume I’m not named after CIGARETTES!
I put my toilet paper over. If someone else in the house puts it under, I change it.
The professor could make a communication device from a coconut... if that wasn’t amazing grace... nothing was.....
The atmosphere on Mars is better because the wind goes faster and cools off any manmadeglobalwarming that seeps its way up there from America.
Waffles > Pancakes.
Well, if that's the case, I might as well do it 100% by starting a ping list and posting four or five pro-chocolate cartel press releases each day.
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If you want on or off the Chocolate Cartel Ping List, Don't Freepmail me.
We need to get together and form a coalition that will make it illegal for anyone to put the toilet paper under. It’s unnatural and the sign of a mind that has defects. In fact, the government should inspect every house to see how they use their toilet paper ... in order to weed out the weird people.
I thank you sincerely for that. It was brilliant.
Nonetheless... you suck and you get no credit for that because I say so.
No, I wouldn't! Well, maybe I would, but then I'd talk myself out of it.
If John Lennon’s mother had married Malcolm X, the song would have been a lot different, hmmmm?
Julia X
Half of what I say is meaningless
But I say it just to reach you,
Julia X
Julia X, Julia X, oceanchild, calls me
So I sing a song of love, Julia X
Julia X, seashell eyes, windy smile, calls me
So I sing a song of love, Julia X
So what do you want—good lyrics or good taste?
Julia X sounds good like a Beatles’ song should.
That’s crap!!!!! I saw one Marsconspiracy.com that EVERY Martian has a Dyson vacuum provided by the USA to suck up our global warming.
Try again! But you won’t ... because I completely talked about some website I saw and you can’t refute that.
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