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Name a song title that is appropriate for the Weiner weasel.
June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 8:44:14 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

Name a song title that is appropriate for the Weiner weasel.


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KEYWORDS: fun; music; songs; weiner; weinergate
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To: magslinger
Imbecile lyrics

"With the eyes of a fool", he said,
"You see the state you're in,
And still you stumble through your stupid life,
Still you laugh and grin...
...Imbeciles up ahead of us and millions more behind..."

Yeah, magslinger, you got something there...

101 posted on 06/08/2011 10:59:40 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o ("Always do what you said you'd do when you were drunk. It'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.")
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To: dancusa

They were ahead of their time.


102 posted on 06/08/2011 11:03:47 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ConservativeStatement

My song-—I’m Too Sexty

I’m Too Sexty – A. Weiner Parody Song
by Squeeky Fromm
To the Tune of Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy“

I’m too sexty for my wife,
Too sexty for my wife,
Wife’s going to leave me.

I’m too sexty for my shirt,
A flirty extrovert.
(Pssst! Keep this covert!)

And I’m too sexty for this phone
Did I just hear you moan???
Erogenous zone???

Oh, I’m too sexty for my party.
Too sexty for my party,
No way that I’m resigning!

I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean
And I sext-message chicks on my BlackBerry
Yeah BlackBerry, yeah on my BlackBerry
I am very fast on my BlackBerry

I’m too sexty for my job
Sooo sexty that I throb.
I’m my own Flash Mob!

And I’m too sexty for my Twitter
Such a sexty critter,
And smarter than Vitter!

I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean
But I’m starting to fret about a perp walk,
Oh yes a perp walk, please not a perp walk,
‘Cos underage chicks can mean a perp walk

I’m too sexty for my
Too sexty for my,
too sexty for my

I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean,
And it might be my turn to do a perp walk,
Oh yes a perp walk, a lousy perp walk
They’ll lock up my tush after a perp walk

I’m too sexty for my cats
Too sexty for my cats
Poor pussy poor pussy cats

I’m too sexty for my wife,
Too sexty for my wife.
Wife’s going to leave me.

Am I too sexty for Craig’s List???


103 posted on 06/08/2011 11:04:33 AM PDT by Squeeky ("Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it. " Emily Dickinson)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Yes, Sir, that’s my Weiner...

Yes sir, that’s my Weiner,
No sir, I’ve never seen her
Yes sir, that’s my Weiner pic

Be-cause I’m a Democrat
the media won’t care about that
I can do whatever I want to do


104 posted on 06/08/2011 11:14:10 AM PDT by BreitbartSentMe (ATLAS SHRUGGED was supposed to be a warning, NOT a newspaper.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Best American Rock and Roll Band ever!


105 posted on 06/08/2011 11:15:10 AM PDT by dancusa (Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. W. Churchill)
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To: ConservativeStatement

My Eyes Undressed You by Frankie Valli


106 posted on 06/08/2011 11:15:23 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Bush_Democrat

Yes, Sir, that’s my Weiner...

Yes sir, that’s my Weiner,
No sir, I’ve never seen her
Yes sir, that’s my Weiner pic

Be-cause I’m a Democrat
the media won’t care about that
I can do whatever I want to do

Republicans would never stand for it
They’d force me to up and quit
Liberals all think that makes me great

Rules don’t apply to liberals
We’re allowed to harrass the girls
and the boys are allowed to be boys


107 posted on 06/08/2011 11:19:45 AM PDT by BreitbartSentMe (ATLAS SHRUGGED was supposed to be a warning, NOT a newspaper.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Prison Blues - Jimmy Page’s Outrider (1988)
“Gonna stick that weasel down my momma...”


108 posted on 06/08/2011 5:03:16 PM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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