Name a song title that is appropriate for the Weiner weasel.

June 8, 2011

[Mrs. Don-o]

Imbecile lyrics

"With the eyes of a fool", he said,
"You see the state you're in,
And still you stumble through your stupid life,
Still you laugh and grin...
...Imbeciles up ahead of us and millions more behind..."

Yeah, magslinger, you got something there...

[blueunicorn6]

They were ahead of their time.

[Squeeky]

My song-—I’m Too Sexty

I’m Too Sexty – A. Weiner Parody Song
by Squeeky Fromm
To the Tune of Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy“

I’m too sexty for my wife,
Too sexty for my wife,
Wife’s going to leave me.

I’m too sexty for my shirt,
A flirty extrovert.
(Pssst! Keep this covert!)

And I’m too sexty for this phone
Did I just hear you moan???
Erogenous zone???

Oh, I’m too sexty for my party.
Too sexty for my party,
No way that I’m resigning!

I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean
And I sext-message chicks on my BlackBerry
Yeah BlackBerry, yeah on my BlackBerry
I am very fast on my BlackBerry

I’m too sexty for my job
Sooo sexty that I throb.
I’m my own Flash Mob!

And I’m too sexty for my Twitter
Such a sexty critter,
And smarter than Vitter!

I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean
But I’m starting to fret about a perp walk,
Oh yes a perp walk, please not a perp walk,
‘Cos underage chicks can mean a perp walk

I’m too sexty for my
Too sexty for my,
too sexty for my

I’m A. Weiner, you know what I mean,
And it might be my turn to do a perp walk,
Oh yes a perp walk, a lousy perp walk
They’ll lock up my tush after a perp walk

I’m too sexty for my cats
Too sexty for my cats
Poor pussy poor pussy cats

I’m too sexty for my wife,
Too sexty for my wife.
Wife’s going to leave me.

Am I too sexty for Craig’s List???

[BreitbartSentMe]

Yes, Sir, that’s my Weiner...

Yes sir, that’s my Weiner,
No sir, I’ve never seen her
Yes sir, that’s my Weiner pic

Be-cause I’m a Democrat
the media won’t care about that
I can do whatever I want to do

[dancusa]

Best American Rock and Roll Band ever!

[GSWarrior]

My Eyes Undressed You by Frankie Valli

[BreitbartSentMe]

Yes, Sir, that’s my Weiner...

Yes sir, that’s my Weiner,
No sir, I’ve never seen her
Yes sir, that’s my Weiner pic

Be-cause I’m a Democrat
the media won’t care about that
I can do whatever I want to do

Republicans would never stand for it
They’d force me to up and quit
Liberals all think that makes me great

Rules don’t apply to liberals
We’re allowed to harrass the girls
and the boys are allowed to be boys

[lefty-lie-spy]

Prison Blues - Jimmy Page’s Outrider (1988)
“Gonna stick that weasel down my momma...”