Posted on 06/08/2011 8:44:14 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Name a song title that is appropriate for the Weiner weasel.
“Creep” by Radiohead.
Little Willy?
Chuck Berry song from the 70’s “My Ding-A-Ling”.
Good one. But it’s hard to beat the Oscar Meyer song.
“I’m a Little Teapot”...................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO4gK_56g
WINNAHHHH !!!
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were a oscar mayer weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me
“Willy and the Hand Jive”
or
“Stuck in the Middle with You”
or
“My Ding-a-Ling”
“All the Small Things” by Blink 182.
“My Ding-a-ling”; “Willie (Tony?) and the Hand Jive”.
How bout a little polka music?
Who Stole The Kishka lyrics
Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher’s shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!
Fat and round and firmly packed
It was hanging on the rack
Someone stole the kishka
When I turned my back
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone bring it back!
Someone stole the kishka
[From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/brave-combo-lyrics/who-stole-the-kishka-lyrics.html ]
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!
Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
And he hung it on the rack.
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
Yusef brought it back
Heeeeeyyyyyyyy
Hey!
huh-huh-huh-huh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V4EkaCeTas
“You’re no good.” By Jerry Brown’s old girlfriend.
All around the blackberry (mulberry)bush the monkey chased the weasel.
Pop goes the weasel.
Aerosmith: My Big Ten Inch
“Little Head” – John Hiatt
I’m a Loser
by the Beatles
I’m a loser
I’m a loser
And I’m not what I appear to be
Of all the love I have won or have lost
there is one love I should never have crossed
She was a girl in a million, my friend
I should have known she would win in the end
I’m a loser
And I lost someone who’s near to me
I’m a loser
And I’m not what I appear to be
Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry
I’m a loser
And I lost someone who’s near to me
I’m a loser
And I’m not what I appear to be
What have I done to deserve such a fate
I realize I have left it too late
And so it’s true, pride comes before a fall
I’m telling you so that you won’t lose all
I’m a loser
And I lost someone who’s near to me
I’m a loser
And I’m not what I appear to be
`Tenting Tonight On the Old Camp Ground’
Red Neck Friend—Jackson Browne
Longview—GreenDay
Pictures of Lily—the Who
“Pork and Beans” – Weezer
Title: I’m A Little Teapot
I’m a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out
I’m a very special pot
It’s true
Here’s an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout
Tip me over and pour me out
I’m a little teapot
Short and stouts
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out
I’m a very special pot
It’s true
Here’s an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout
Tip me over and pour me out
“Pop goes the weasel”
turning Japanese—the Vapors
Blister in the Sun—Violent Femmes
Dancing with Myself—Billy Idol
I Can’t Give You Anything (Butt Love Baby).
There are quite a few that would work. You could fill iCloud with his playlist.
“I Touch Myself”
“I Want Your Sex”
“Lay, Lady, Lay”
“Let’s Get It On”
“Your Sex is On Fire”
“90 Degrees and Rising”
“Imaginary Lover”
It’s harder to stop thinking of appropriate songs.
Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling” comes to mind.
And Ruth Wallis’ “The Dinghy Song”.
And Cliff Ferre’s “Ain’t it a Beauty”.
And Aerosmith’s “Big Ten-Inch”.
And Ruth Wallis’ “Johnny has a Yo-Yo”.
And John Ryan’s “The Moustache Song”.
And George Formby’s “With my Little Ukelele in my Hand”.
And Larry Vincent’s “Wong has the Largest Tong in China”.
And Billy Mitchell’s “The Woodpecker Song”.
The Divinyls
I Touch Myself
Toot-toot Tootsie - Al Jolson
“Detachable Penis” by King Missile.
Lol, “Beat it!”. Good one.
Another: “Pump It Up” by Elvis Costello. So it will look better on Twitter.
I know a weenie man,
He owns a weenie stand
He sells most everything
From hot dogs on down
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Some day I'll be his wife,
Eat weenies all my life
HOT DOG.....I love that weenie man!
((I learned this as a Brownies camp song....how creepy is that??))
Little Douche Bag, I mean Little Deuce Coup
Darn! Pop Goes the Weasel was the first one that came to my mind too -
I have no idea why. It just seemed to fit.
Hotel california
"Pop! Goes the weasel"
LOL - I had forgotten that one ... Rosie you're alright, you wear my ring
“Wee Willie Winkie” by Tweet L. Dum...
Everybody sing along now...
I’m a Little Douche Bag, you don’t know what I’ve got
(You don’t know what I’ve got)
said I’m a Little Douche Bag, you don’t know what I’ve got
Sledgehammer-Peter Gabriel
I thought of the same one first thing. LOL
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