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Name a song title that is appropriate for the Weiner weasel.
June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 8:44:14 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

Name a song title that is appropriate for the Weiner weasel.


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KEYWORDS: fun; music; songs; weiner; weinergate
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1 posted on 06/08/2011 8:44:17 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Creep” by Radiohead.


2 posted on 06/08/2011 8:45:53 AM PDT by ozark hilljilly (It's not so much where, but to whom.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Little Willy?


3 posted on 06/08/2011 8:47:21 AM PDT by MichiganCheese (Racist Honkies For Herman Cain!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Chuck Berry song from the 70’s “My Ding-A-Ling”.


4 posted on 06/08/2011 8:47:38 AM PDT by capt. norm (Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never run out of material. c)
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To: capt. norm

Good one. But it’s hard to beat the Oscar Meyer song.


5 posted on 06/08/2011 8:48:36 AM PDT by RC2
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To: ConservativeStatement

“I’m a Little Teapot”...................


6 posted on 06/08/2011 8:48:42 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
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To: ConservativeStatement
"Monster in my Pants" by Fred Schneider (of the B-52s)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO4gK_56g

7 posted on 06/08/2011 8:48:53 AM PDT by SparkyBass
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To: capt. norm

WINNAHHHH !!!


8 posted on 06/08/2011 8:49:09 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: RC2

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
cause if i were a oscar mayer weiner
everyone would be in love
oh everyone would be in love
everyone would be in love with me


9 posted on 06/08/2011 8:49:29 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Willy and the Hand Jive”

or

“Stuck in the Middle with You”

or

“My Ding-a-Ling”


10 posted on 06/08/2011 8:49:45 AM PDT by WayneS ("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
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To: ConservativeStatement

“All the Small Things” by Blink 182.


11 posted on 06/08/2011 8:49:56 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

“My Ding-a-ling”; “Willie (Tony?) and the Hand Jive”.


12 posted on 06/08/2011 8:50:08 AM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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To: ConservativeStatement

How bout a little polka music?

Who Stole The Kishka lyrics

Someone stole the kishka
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher’s shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!

Fat and round and firmly packed
It was hanging on the rack
Someone stole the kishka
When I turned my back
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone bring it back!
Someone stole the kishka
[From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/brave-combo-lyrics/who-stole-the-kishka-lyrics.html ]
Someone stole the kishka
Who stole the kishka,
from the butcher shop?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Who stole the kishka?
Someone call the cops!
Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
Yusef found the kishka
And he hung it on the rack.
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
He found the kishka
Yusef brought it back
Heeeeeyyyyyyyy
Hey!
huh-huh-huh-huh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V4EkaCeTas


13 posted on 06/08/2011 8:50:19 AM PDT by winoneforthegipper ("If you can't ride two horses at once, you probably shouldn't be in the circus" - SP)
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To: ConservativeStatement
"Willie and the Hand Jive"

WEINERSHAND
14 posted on 06/08/2011 8:50:23 AM PDT by FrankR (A people that values its privileges above its principles will soon lose both.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“You’re no good.” By Jerry Brown’s old girlfriend.


15 posted on 06/08/2011 8:50:34 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: ConservativeStatement

All around the blackberry (mulberry)bush the monkey chased the weasel.
Pop goes the weasel.


16 posted on 06/08/2011 8:50:57 AM PDT by stocksthatgoup (Recovery Summer Part Deux)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Aerosmith: My Big Ten Inch


17 posted on 06/08/2011 8:51:37 AM PDT by Jayster
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To: MichiganCheese

“Little Head” – John Hiatt


18 posted on 06/08/2011 8:52:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I’m a Loser

by the Beatles

I’m a loser
I’m a loser
And I’m not what I appear to be

Of all the love I have won or have lost
there is one love I should never have crossed
She was a girl in a million, my friend
I should have known she would win in the end

I’m a loser
And I lost someone who’s near to me
I’m a loser
And I’m not what I appear to be

Although I laugh and I act like a clown
Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Is it for her or myself that I cry

I’m a loser
And I lost someone who’s near to me
I’m a loser
And I’m not what I appear to be

What have I done to deserve such a fate
I realize I have left it too late
And so it’s true, pride comes before a fall
I’m telling you so that you won’t lose all

I’m a loser
And I lost someone who’s near to me
I’m a loser
And I’m not what I appear to be


19 posted on 06/08/2011 8:52:55 AM PDT by EternalVigilance (Some of us still 'hold these truths to be self-evident'..Enough to save the country? Time will tell.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

`Tenting Tonight On the Old Camp Ground’


20 posted on 06/08/2011 8:52:58 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: ConservativeStatement
Dirty Old Man by The Fugs:

Dirty Old Man

22 posted on 06/08/2011 8:53:59 AM PDT by ransacked
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To: ConservativeStatement

Red Neck Friend—Jackson Browne

Longview—GreenDay

Pictures of Lily—the Who


23 posted on 06/08/2011 8:54:06 AM PDT by Le Chien Rouge
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Pork and Beans” – Weezer


24 posted on 06/08/2011 8:54:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: RC2

Title: I’m A Little Teapot

I’m a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out

I’m a very special pot
It’s true
Here’s an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout
Tip me over and pour me out

I’m a little teapot
Short and stouts
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out

I’m a very special pot
It’s true
Here’s an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout
Tip me over and pour me out


25 posted on 06/08/2011 8:55:19 AM PDT by Red Badger (Nothing is a 'right' if someone has to give it to you................)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Pop goes the weasel”


26 posted on 06/08/2011 8:55:27 AM PDT by eCSMaster (We will fight for America and it starts here in Madison, WI. It starts here. It starts now.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

turning Japanese—the Vapors

Blister in the Sun—Violent Femmes

Dancing with Myself—Billy Idol


27 posted on 06/08/2011 8:55:27 AM PDT by Le Chien Rouge
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To: ConservativeStatement

28 posted on 06/08/2011 8:56:28 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: FrankR
Beat it by Michael Jackson
29 posted on 06/08/2011 8:56:38 AM PDT by ExtremeUnction
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To: Lucky9teen

I Can’t Give You Anything (Butt Love Baby).


30 posted on 06/08/2011 8:57:05 AM PDT by grammarman (We could all get along if only we would all agree with you.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

There are quite a few that would work. You could fill iCloud with his playlist.

“I Touch Myself”
“I Want Your Sex”
“Lay, Lady, Lay”
“Let’s Get It On”
“Your Sex is On Fire”
“90 Degrees and Rising”
“Imaginary Lover”

It’s harder to stop thinking of appropriate songs.


31 posted on 06/08/2011 8:57:18 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: ConservativeStatement

Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling” comes to mind.
And Ruth Wallis’ “The Dinghy Song”.
And Cliff Ferre’s “Ain’t it a Beauty”.
And Aerosmith’s “Big Ten-Inch”.
And Ruth Wallis’ “Johnny has a Yo-Yo”.
And John Ryan’s “The Moustache Song”.
And George Formby’s “With my Little Ukelele in my Hand”.
And Larry Vincent’s “Wong has the Largest Tong in China”.
And Billy Mitchell’s “The Woodpecker Song”.


32 posted on 06/08/2011 8:57:31 AM PDT by absinthe (I don't eat liver. That much ketchup isn't good for you.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

The Divinyls

I Touch Myself


33 posted on 06/08/2011 8:57:35 AM PDT by Jayster
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To: ConservativeStatement

Toot-toot Tootsie - Al Jolson


34 posted on 06/08/2011 8:58:47 AM PDT by wisenheimers_kid
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To: ConservativeStatement
Waiting for the Miracle - L. Cohen
35 posted on 06/08/2011 8:59:18 AM PDT by GOPJ (In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act. - - Orwell)
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To: Lucky9teen

“Detachable Penis” by King Missile.


36 posted on 06/08/2011 8:59:53 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: ConservativeStatement
Any tween hit.


37 posted on 06/08/2011 9:00:15 AM PDT by Diogenesis ( Vi veri veniversum vivus vici)
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To: ConservativeStatement
This old blues song was originated by Bo Carter, whom blues/folk artist Roy Book Binder once described on a live album as "the master of the single entendre". Cover art by R. Crumb


38 posted on 06/08/2011 9:03:23 AM PDT by raccoonradio (..)
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To: ExtremeUnction

Lol, “Beat it!”. Good one.

Another: “Pump It Up” by Elvis Costello. So it will look better on Twitter.


39 posted on 06/08/2011 9:03:53 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: ConservativeStatement
WEENIE MAN

I know a weenie man,

He owns a weenie stand

He sells most everything

From hot dogs on down

BOOM BOOM BOOM

Some day I'll be his wife,

Eat weenies all my life

HOT DOG.....I love that weenie man!

((I learned this as a Brownies camp song....how creepy is that??))

40 posted on 06/08/2011 9:04:12 AM PDT by BossLady (We can only be kept in the cages we refuse to see....)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Little Douche Bag, I mean Little Deuce Coup


41 posted on 06/08/2011 9:04:15 AM PDT by choctaw man (Good ole Andrew Jackson, or You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma...)
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To: eCSMaster

Darn! Pop Goes the Weasel was the first one that came to my mind too -

I have no idea why. It just seemed to fit.


42 posted on 06/08/2011 9:05:11 AM PDT by SusaninOhio
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To: ConservativeStatement

Hotel california


43 posted on 06/08/2011 9:05:30 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: ConservativeStatement
I bet Paul Shanklin could do something amusing with....

"Pop! Goes the weasel"

44 posted on 06/08/2011 9:05:47 AM PDT by sjmjax (Politicans are like bananas - they start out green, turn yellow, then rot.)
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To: Le Chien Rouge
Red Neck Friend—Jackson Browne

LOL - I had forgotten that one ... Rosie you're alright, you wear my ring

45 posted on 06/08/2011 9:06:54 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“Wee Willie Winkie” by Tweet L. Dum...


46 posted on 06/08/2011 9:07:40 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Your what hurts??)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Everybody sing along now...

I’m a Little Douche Bag, you don’t know what I’ve got
(You don’t know what I’ve got)
said I’m a Little Douche Bag, you don’t know what I’ve got


47 posted on 06/08/2011 9:07:49 AM PDT by choctaw man (Good ole Andrew Jackson, or You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CCIQFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbKZcLEY2qEY&ei=EpvvTbbqEYfagAfTvMmVDw&usg=AFQjCNHqqwQ0KiGzBhf_9uB9lFwkTZHRgQ


48 posted on 06/08/2011 9:07:49 AM PDT by dforest
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To: ConservativeStatement

Sledgehammer-Peter Gabriel


49 posted on 06/08/2011 9:08:34 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
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To: LibertarianLiz

I thought of the same one first thing. LOL


50 posted on 06/08/2011 9:08:45 AM PDT by dforest
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