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1 posted on 01/03/2011 1:50:34 PM PST by WOBBLY BOB
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Which spectator was he counting on hitting? If he’s THAT good of a shot why doesn’t he try aiming the puck at the net.


2 posted on 01/03/2011 1:51:59 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: WOBBLY BOB; Lazamataz
hit one spectator that he was not counting on — his wife.

A thread that screams out for Laz!

3 posted on 01/03/2011 1:52:27 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Not good to have your wife spittin’ chiclets.


4 posted on 01/03/2011 1:53:48 PM PST by dfwgator
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what are the odds?


6 posted on 01/03/2011 1:56:05 PM PST by GeronL
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that’s what she gets for not making him a pre-game sandwich.


19 posted on 01/03/2011 2:11:39 PM PST by Longdriver
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To: WOBBLY BOB
Headlines: Bad luck, wife don't duck, hit with puck by schmuck.
28 posted on 01/03/2011 2:31:56 PM PST by fish hawk (reporter to old Indian: you lived here on the reservation all your life? Old Indian, "not yet".)
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Remember this one?

Of all the luck: Denard Span hits his own mother with foul ball [Yahoo Sports]

29 posted on 01/03/2011 2:34:56 PM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: WOBBLY BOB
The couple ... in happier times:


31 posted on 01/03/2011 2:39:18 PM PST by softwarecreator (You say you want a revolution, well, you know ... we'd all love to see the plan.)
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I would hit it.

32 posted on 01/03/2011 2:39:32 PM PST by TSgt (Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Okay, if he hit the crossbar and the puck deflected into the stands... What was his wife doing sitting anywhere near the endzone seats? Couldn’t he score any better tickets for his wife in his home arena?


36 posted on 01/03/2011 2:50:48 PM PST by Hatteras
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The NHL..."These guys are good!"
38 posted on 01/03/2011 2:58:42 PM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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The post game interview went like this:

Q: I understand the puck hit a spectator.

A: I hope they are okay. You know if the fans want to get that close to the game, that’s the risk they take. Can’t get much closer than a puck in the face! Ha. Ha.

Q: I understand the spectator was your wife.

A: Oh no! Is she okay? Sorry guys but I have to cut this one short and check on her.


42 posted on 01/03/2011 3:10:49 PM PST by MontaniSemperLiberi (Moutaineers are Always Free)
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In some states that is grounds for spousal assault - NO MITIGATING evidence allowed. There are times when the law is an ass (99% of the time it appears!)


43 posted on 01/03/2011 3:33:32 PM PST by SES1066 (Thank you for your vote in November, now let us get to work!)
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Oh my goodness, that would be me and husband if he played hockey. When we were a young married couple and he was playing softball for his Coast Guard station (and I was about 7 or 8 months pregnant)- he hit me with a softball in the head. Wild throw, tipped the first baseman’s glove and popped me in the head. It was funny. After about 10 minutes. Haha. His CO and XO would never let him live that one down.


44 posted on 01/03/2011 3:57:37 PM PST by republicangel
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That would be penalty box, Bob. That is, if she's a real hockey fan.

46 posted on 01/03/2011 4:10:18 PM PST by BlueDragon
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I think a major league baseball player once hit his mother in the stands with a foul ball.


47 posted on 01/03/2011 4:39:21 PM PST by isom35
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To: WOBBLY BOB; Slings and Arrows

Is it spousal abuse to puck your wife in public?


48 posted on 01/03/2011 5:42:18 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Mohammad: the earliest documented pedophile "priest"...and he was proud of it.)
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Did he say “pucker up buttercup” ?


63 posted on 01/04/2011 5:32:33 PM PST by Redcitizen
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