Shannon hits wife in stands with puck

Fox Sports ^ | 12-31-10 | fox sports

[rahbert]

Hockey has not any “end zones”. Theres the area behind the goal line (icing line).

[MontaniSemperLiberi]

The post game interview went like this:

Q: I understand the puck hit a spectator.

A: I hope they are okay. You know if the fans want to get that close to the game, that’s the risk they take. Can’t get much closer than a puck in the face! Ha. Ha.

Q: I understand the spectator was your wife.

A: Oh no! Is she okay? Sorry guys but I have to cut this one short and check on her.

[SES1066]

In some states that is grounds for spousal assault - NO MITIGATING evidence allowed. There are times when the law is an ass (99% of the time it appears!)

[republicangel]

Oh my goodness, that would be me and husband if he played hockey. When we were a young married couple and he was playing softball for his Coast Guard station (and I was about 7 or 8 months pregnant)- he hit me with a softball in the head. Wild throw, tipped the first baseman’s glove and popped me in the head. It was funny. After about 10 minutes. Haha. His CO and XO would never let him live that one down.

[republicangel]

Don’t bother with that megamillions ticket. I’ve already bought the winning ticket. :-)

[BlueDragon]

doghouse for life

That would be penalty box, Bob. That is, if she's a real hockey fan.

[isom35]

I think a major league baseball player once hit his mother in the stands with a foul ball.

[ApplegateRanch]

Is it spousal abuse to puck your wife in public?

[rabidralph]

Didn’t some baseball player let go of his bat and accidentally hit his mom in the stands or hit her with a foul ball?

[GeronL]

I vaguely recall something like that, this past season right?

[WOBBLY BOB]

see 22 and 29

[Slings and Arrows]

He pucked up.

[verga]

IIRC, last year, Twins baseball player Denard Spann hit his mom in the stands.

Ball, bat, fist, or did he Hit her?

[TheOldLady]

Ladies:

Never marry a hockey player.

If you marry a hockey player, don’t go to the games.

If you go to the games, wear goalie attire.

[palmer]

He should have had her sit near the home team dugout on the 50 yard line.

[Slings and Arrows]

If you don’t wear goalie attire, get good dental insurance.

[TheOldLady]

Good mental insurance would be a plus too.

[WOBBLY BOB]

foul ball

[JRios1968]

I see a division by zero loop coming up...

[JRios1968]

Yeh, well, what was this intended fan doing down by her legs, hmmMMM?

Reminds me of the joke where the guy is hunting with his buddy...the punchline goes something like

"please shoot my wife in the head and her lover in his junk..."

"hold on, I think I can get the job done with one shot!"