Batman Goes PC – Super Hero Recruits Muslim Sidekick From Paris Suburb

rightnetwork ^ | 12/17/2010 | Jim Hoft

[matt1234]

Nightrunner is a citizen of France, a Sunni Muslim, and 22 years old living in the Clichy-sous-Bois of Paris who is phenomenally well trained in parkour.

Astute Bloggers reported on this new twist, via Religion of Peace:

"I knew it was only going to get worse at DC Comics: in his continuing efforts to form Batman Inc, Bruce Wayne recruits an Algerian Muslim living in France, in Clichy-Sous-Bois, where the Muslim riots grew out of in 2005, over the death of 2 delinquents who electrocuted themselves by stupidly entering a power station, and the blame was laid upon at least 2 policemen who weren’t even at fault and didn’t even know they were there. How about that, Bruce Wayne goes to France where he hires not a genuine French boy or girl with a real sense of justice, but rather, an “oppressed” minority who adheres to the Religion of Peace. And this is a guy whose very parents were murdered at the hands of a common street thug!

And reading this review, it may be just the beginning of the problems:

Bruce reveals that he’s aware of some bizarre assassinations taking place in Paris, and he wants to help. Still dubious, the cop shows Bruce a letter giving clues to the next murder, and Bruce deducts that a Muslim diplomat was the target of the assassin.

Really? Not a cartoonist like Kurt Westergaard or Lars Vilks?"

Much more at Astute Bloggers.

[matt1234]

Some of the comments at the externally linked page are really funny.

[WayneS]

Sheepboy?

[Opinionated Blowhard]

LOL. I liked the comment about turning the utility belt into a suicide bomb belt.

And this gives a whole new meaning to Bat Girl—tell that to the new Muslim Robin and he’ll assume he’s being asked to handle an honor beating.

[Waverunner]

Camel Toe Woman?

[FlingWingFlyer]

Someone had to engage in some heavy duty “racial profiling” for Batman to find a muzzie “sidekick”. Muzzie “good guys” are hard to find.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

What happened to Robin? Did he die of AIDS?

[paulycy]

What happened to Robin? Did he die of AIDS?

Probably blown up by a muslim terrorist.

[Cowman]

There was a thread on here a little while ago about a bruhaha where they were complaining about even hearing the word “ham.” If pigs are unclean to the point that you can't even speak of them what will they do with a bat? Isn't a bat an unclean animal as well?

[Tijeras_Slim]

I don’t know how useful a superhero is who’s only power is the ability to burn Peugeots.

[denydenydeny]

the cop shows Bruce a letter giving clues to the next murder, and Bruce deducts that a Muslim diplomat was the target of the assassin.

Let me guess, the culprit is an angry racist white guy.

[paulycy]

I don’t know how useful a superhero is who’s only power is the ability to burn Peugeots.

He is also able to summon crowds to block city streets 5 times a day...

[Cowman]

I don’t know how useful a superhero is who’s only power is the ability to burn Peugeots.Well, they burn better than they run.

[Secret Agent Man]

Some might say it’s unfair to use a stereotype that ISN’T based in reality. Such as a ‘good guy’ muslim.

The only sidekick the hero shouldn’t ever turn his back on is a muslim sidekick. Damn.

[Secret Agent Man]

Don’t know why muzzies can’t handle the word ‘pig’, they say ‘Mohammed’ all the time and I use that word to describe what exits pigs rear ends.

That or an Obama. As in “After dinner I went to the bathroom and took a huge Obama.”

[Secret Agent Man]

His other power is being able to whine constantly about how he’s oppressed, the whole world’s against him and he’s just misunderstood.

He also hates dogs. This almost brings Batman to take him down for good.

[Mr. Silverback]

You got some ‘splainin’ to do.

[Mr. Silverback]

You got some ‘splainin’ to do.

[Mr. Silverback]

Yeah, what happens when this kid meets Ace the Bathound?

[Cowman]

That or an Obama. As in “After dinner I went to the bathroom and took a huge Obama.”

I've been using it as a curse word. -- The car won't start I call it a POO or Peice of obama. Bash my thumb with a hammer I yell "Barak" I'm hoping it will catch on so MSNBC will have to bleep it out

[who knows what evil?]

Gay characters, muslim characters, but Christian characters...forget about it. The comic industry is way out to the left...