[Cowman]

There was a thread on here a little while ago about a bruhaha where they were complaining about even hearing the word “ham.” If pigs are unclean to the point that you can't even speak of them what will they do with a bat? Isn't a bat an unclean animal as well?

[Secret Agent Man]

Don’t know why muzzies can’t handle the word ‘pig’, they say ‘Mohammed’ all the time and I use that word to describe what exits pigs rear ends.

That or an Obama. As in “After dinner I went to the bathroom and took a huge Obama.”