God’s not ready for him. Plus isn’t he in a stable long marriage? Yes he was a bit wild in his youth but he grew up....still looks horrible but I have seen normal people look pretty bad at his age too.
Is that Helen Thomas in drag?
He looks like a cheesy horror movie character. Keith Richards . . . gremlin. And what the heck is the braid in his hair? He has the same taste as my 6 year old daughter (Who asked a young man, “Why are you wearing your mommy’s earings?”)
He isn’t alive, he’s pickled.
Damn Keef, I’ve seen better lookin’ heads on a boil!!
“How is Keith Richards still alive?”
My theories:
1. The Devil takes care of his own.
2. All the dead rock and roll guys who died from like excesses have taken the opportunity to live vicariously through his earthy vessel. *It is reported he has cravings occasionally for ham sandwiches (see: Mama Cass story)
3. He has only been seen at night, and will not allow anyone to enter his home with garlic in any form, leading many to suspect he is really one of the ‘undead’.
4. God is giving him ample time to turn his life around as in reality he’s a good person.
We don't call them
THE STROLLING BONES...
--for naught.
just my humble plz....
He looks like he IS dead! Shows what living a healthy life can do for you. (/sarc)
If I had a nickel for everytime I did that, well, I'd have forgotten where I put all those damned nickels.
And that's a GOOD pic of the old bloke.
"...and the guitar player looks damaged; he's been an outcast all his life."
- "Jigsaw Puzzle"
In a prison of his own making.
Fox News had a rep from a company whose name I believe was NOME. They are a DNA testing company. They wanted to find out why Ozzy Osbourne was still living despite his long-time abuse of drugs and alcohol. They tested his DNA and found a gene that was known for blocking the effects of drugs and alcohol. It may have been the reason why he needed so many pills (47) per day. In addition, they discovered that the same gene or perhaps another, does not block the effect of caffeine in coffee. Sharon Osbourne has reported that two cups of coffee will set him off. It was pretty interesting.
It could be a double.
I’m thinking that he switched from heroine to formaldehyde many years ago..........
America thought he was so lovable as the bouncing and manic Andy Hardy, but what they were really watching was a speed freak who was probably spanking his monkey thirty times a day in his dressing room.
He’s alive for the same reason Mr. Burns is still alive - - it’s called the ‘Three Stooges Syndrome’:
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Doctor: Mr. Burns, I’m afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered - in you.
Mr. Burns: I see. You sure you haven’t just made thousands of mistakes?
Doctor: Uh, no, no, I’m afraid not.
Mr. Burns: This sounds like bad news.
Doctor: Well, you’d think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance. Uh, if you have a moment, I can explain.
Mr. Burns: Well...
[looks at his watch]
Mr. Burns: [the Doctor puts a tiny model house door on his desk]
Doctor: Here’s the door to your body, see?
[brings up some small fuzz balls with goofy faces and limbs from under the desk]
Doctor: And these are oversized novelty germs.
[points to a different one up as he names each disease]
Doctor: That’s influenza, that’s bronchitis,
[holds up one]
Doctor: and this cute little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer. Here’s what happens when they all try to get through the door at once.
[tries to cram a bunch through the model door. The “germs” get stuck]
Doctor: [Stooge-like] Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. Move it, chowderhead.
[normal voice]
Doctor: We call it, “Three Stooges Syndrome”.
Mr. Burns: So what you’re saying is, I’m indestructible.
Doctor: Oh, no, no, in fact, even a slight breeze could...
Mr. Burns: [smiling broadly] Indestructible...
He is already pickled, God Bless His tenacity..
I knew a woman in Texas who, for the last 40 years of her life, ate almost nothing, but drank at least a quart of 100-proof vodka a day (she weighed about 90 pounds). She lived into her late 80’s.
Some people are just too ornery to die, no matter what they do to themselves.
Evidence of a victimless crime...
