Posted on 10/11/2010 2:27:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Man hurled bowl of chicken wings at his girlfriend
Sometimes when the chicken hits the fan, the cops have to step in.
David John Garza, 29, is now on the hot seat after Naples police said he threw hot wings at his girlfriend Saturday. Garza might have gotten away with his poultry crime if he hadn't been caught peeing in public by police.
A police car rolled up on Garza as he urinated in some bushes near his apartment. When questioned, Garza began spilling the beans about his chicken fight with his girl. "I didn't throw any chicken wings at her," he said without the cop ever asking about the food fight.
When the cop asked Garza to explain, he told the officer that he and his live-in girlfriend had a fight and that she was going to make up a story about is chicken toss. Of course, cops checked it out further and talked to the alleged victim, who said a drunk Garza pushed her and then threw a bowl of chicken wings at her head. The chicken hit her in the face, she told police. Now Garza is a chicken head in jail, facing a battery charge.
Ain’t no thing...
What a waste of chicken wings!
Felonious waste of chicken wings.
SnakeDoc
Ahem. The article doesn’t say if they later ate the wings in question.
That’s what I was thinking.Aren’t ther any rocks laying around down there?
This is a case for the Wonderful White Winged Warrior if there ever was one!
Courtesy ping to your no-capitalizing no-spelling no-writing self.
Anyone have a picture of the victim?
Crooks is dumb.
Drunk Crooks is even dumber.
So first he got caught holding his pecker then he confessed to flinging his wings?
Let me guess: you’re wondering if you’d hit it. With a chicken wing.
Chicken butt.
When I saw that headline I just knew alcohol would be involved.
Why a Battery charge, I assume the wings were not batter dipped?
Sounds like a chicken sh*t situation to me.
However, those who will casually trash the sacrificed limbs of innocent birds AND do not squat to ‘drain the dragon’ may commit worse crimes in the future.
Gooberment intervention must occur!
Call In The Clowns!
And it was so.
Garza might have gotten away with his poultry crime if he hadn't been caught peeing in public by police... When questioned, Garza began spilling the beans... "I didn't throw any chicken wings at her," he said without the cop ever asking... he told the officer... that she was going to make up a story about is chicken toss. Of course, cops checked it out further and talked to the alleged victim, who said a drunk Garza pushed her and then threw a bowl of chicken wings at her head.I wonder if anyone else slaw anything?
Did you not ping this already? Or is it not a different one? It’s not an epidemic.
Battery covers it better than something as simple... as salt.
Buba: So boy, what’cha in for?
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