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Missouri pooper scooper finds $58 in doggie doo
KomoNews.com ^ | Jun 16, 2010 | AP

Posted on 06/17/2010 12:05:03 PM PDT by epithermal

This is why your mother says to wash your hands after handling money.

An employee of DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal in St. Louis says he recently found $58 packed in dog poop, then returned the cash to the pooch's owner.

But Steve Wilson says he sanitized the bills first.

Wilson says he wasn't sure what to do when he first noticed money sticking out from the doggie doo. But after pulling out the cash and cleaning it, he placed it in a plastic zip-locked bag and gave it back to the customer.

The Association of Professional Animal Waste Specialists says Wilson is the first person in his profession to find and report money in dog poop.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: dog; doo; poop
There's got to be some good one liners from this story.
1 posted on 06/17/2010 12:05:07 PM PDT by epithermal
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To: Slings and Arrows

Picks it up barehanded “Look what I almost stepped in!”


2 posted on 06/17/2010 12:06:57 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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To: epithermal
Young prospectors.


3 posted on 06/17/2010 12:09:25 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: epithermal
Competition


4 posted on 06/17/2010 12:10:20 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: epithermal
I don't know what surprised me more, $58 in dog poo or that there is a company called DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal.
5 posted on 06/17/2010 12:12:43 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: epithermal

We have a dog that loves to eat paper. One day my husband found a half eaten $20 bill on the floor! This owner was lucky the dog apparently swallowed it whole.

BTW, we took the bill to the bank, told them what happened and they replaced it.


6 posted on 06/17/2010 12:16:23 PM PDT by Jvette
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To: epithermal

Isn’t it illegal to launder money?


7 posted on 06/17/2010 12:23:14 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: epithermal

At least the kid is an honest pooper-scooper.


8 posted on 06/17/2010 12:28:10 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: epithermal

Dirty money bump!


9 posted on 06/17/2010 1:31:10 PM PDT by dangerdoc
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To: epithermal
The Association of Professional Animal Waste Specialists

You gotta be kidding me.

10 posted on 06/17/2010 1:34:01 PM PDT by teenyelliott (www.thewaterrock.com)
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To: Jvette

Your anecdote gives more credibility to the old “the dog ate my homework” story.


11 posted on 06/17/2010 1:45:27 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (We'll remember in November!)
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To: UCANSEE2
Hire that dog!


12 posted on 06/17/2010 8:42:25 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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